Daniel Keiger

Love naps.

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

There's brushing you teeth... Then there's brushing before the dentist. #filling #booooo

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

Sometimes I buy a newspaper, clip the coupons, and them use the paper itself to clean windows. #teachersalary #stretchthatpaycheck

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

Today I built a cake! #iliketoeat

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

I love how dramatic the food network is about food. I think they like it almost as much as me. #ironchef #iliketoeat

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

Today I got something in the mail addressed to Ms. Danial Keiger. Really? Is my that difficult? And who's name is danial?

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

Today was the first day in like six days I made it without a nap. #ninjatimes

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

@chlsblckstck you're a real hero. :] animals are so kind. :]

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

@MattyIce_48 do you have your glasses? Get it? Contacts?

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

Why does Wendy's give straws with their frosties now? #lamesauce

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

I just ran in the savage race! #ihatewater

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

NINE. MORE. DAYS.

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

Why did I sign up for an obstacle course race? #savagerace2013 #notready #didnottrain #Iamanidiot

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

@jfree_4 I'm still made when I read that. #k12publicschoolteacher

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

The worst part of my job is over for this semester! #GPSgeometryEOCT #Standardizedtestingsucks

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

Super mad I have to dress up on a Friday.

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

I need to start going to the gym again. I'm just tired of my thighs rubbing together. Bahaha

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

I put smiley faces in work emails. Is it professional? Probs not. Do I care? Def not.

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

Every time I cook fish I think, "it'll be good this time." It never is. #notafancycook

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

Sometimes the only reason I have to vacuum is because my dog shreds toys. Then he poops in the floor because he hates vacuums. #nicenotsmart

[Daniel Keiger @DanielKeiger]

@StewDawg71 North Gwinnett lunches are twenty dollars now? #affordableprom