Danielle Fritz

Married mama of 1
Disney-Loving, Opera-singing, captain of mutinous pirates (kids.. damnit..)
All the fun stuff.. all the time.

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

@HeathenSassy Nope. The first shot I felt a little down, but didn't have a fever or anything. The second shot I didn't feel anything afterwards other than a sore damn arm. 😑

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

@ChrisEvans Two things: 1. Happy birthday. 2. You're not old.

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

I cannot be the only one who started crying when Tom's voice broke at the end of I Dreamed a Dream on @LuciferNetflix, right? Holy shit. #God is crying in your penthouse and you're singing Les Miserables. Just end me now. 😭❤

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

#Lucifer5BTrailer just dropped! So effing excited for Lucy and the gang to be back on my TV!!! #LuciferNetflix

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

#JusticeForGeorgeFloyd
Guilty on all counts!

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

What is that one song that gets you hyped, even after not hearing it for forever?? I'll start. Raise Your Glass by P!nk. If that song comes on, I am losing my SHITT. ❤😁 #hyped #yoursong #Pink #Keepitgoing

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

Have dogs, they said. It'll be great, they said. Yeah. Til they take over your bed. #puppies #brothers #Cap #Blue #growingboys #animalsoftwitter #DogsofTwittter #snugglebuddies

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

Well, I see what yall were talking about. Chris Evans in a cable knit sweater is ... chefs kiss. Damn.

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

Why am I just not watching Knives Out? Its fucking good! #knivesout #funny I waited too long here 😂

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

It is my very last birthday as a fat person. My WLS is scheduled for April 9th! #weightlossjourney #wls #bariatricjourney #birthday #happy31tome 31 is going to be the best year yet!

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

Decaf coffee is not too bad. Been near 2 weeks sans caffeine. The only difference? When I took one too many Midol for my cramps, my husband had to peel my ass off the ceiling. #IfYouKnowYouKnow

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

Happy Birthday to @twhiddleston. Cause you're awesome. 😁

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

@thor_benson The cat came back was the first song I remember in elementary music. Maybe Omnia Sol in high school?

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

@suge_ry @yinkssss First off, that comparison is fucking stupid. Food and drugs are NOT comparable. Shame on you. Secondly, and I mean this in all seriousness, where did you pull all that audacity from?? Your asshole? Get fucked.

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

@Jack_Septic_Eye I'm so sorry for your loss, from my family to yours, you are in our prayers.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

you people keep telling me that Joe Biden knows how to run a government but so far he hasn't golfed once or tweeted out bullshit. what the fuck

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

@ChrisEvans Yep. I lose more chapstick than I care to talk about, and more often than not end up having to stop my niece from eating it when she happens upon it in its hiding spot. 😂

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

@Jack_Septic_Eye It's a beautiful day over here. ❤️

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

FINALLY!! We have ushered in a new day. We are ready. #Inauguration2021 #Inauguration #InaugurationDay #PresidentBiden #VicePresidentKamalaHarris

[Danielle Fritz @DanielleFritz7]

MADAME VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS!!!! @KamalaHarris #Inauguration2021 #Inauguration #InaugurationDay #BidenHarrisInauguration