Danielle Helaine

[Danielle Helaine @DanielleHelaine]

Home is where my cart is #ConfessionsOfAShopaholic

[Danielle Helaine @DanielleHelaine]

"I almost pissed my pants and I don't even have pants on"- you do you drunk girl in penn station. You. Do. You

[Danielle Helaine @DanielleHelaine]

"No" predictable lines #2016

[Danielle Helaine @DanielleHelaine]

When you feel yourself starting to get sick 😒

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Dad: *looks at my family* "that awkward moment when we've all been there before"
Me: "where?"
Mom: "my vagina"
#ohjulie #ohfrank

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Dad: "Being disabled isn't a race Julie if it was a race it would be a slow one! ... I can say that I'm disabled!" #ohfrank 😂😂

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Mom: Not I said the blind man" I just got it! oh wait that's racist! #ohjulie what drugs are you on.

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Why do you think everything's about you, you conceited hoe 😒 #subtweet

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"Throw back to 10 minutes ago when we were watching gay porn"

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This weekend got me feeling some kinda way 😒😒

[Danielle Helaine @DanielleHelaine]

"If you bring a lime to every party, you are a lime"

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I have a filter guys don't worry #ohbetty

[Danielle Helaine @DanielleHelaine]

Sweet sixteen... Idk about you but I'm thinking it's more like slut sixteen #ohbetty

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Someone teach me bio 😩

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When they're better than the churros at the movie theater 🍀

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When you're waiter's a leprechaun 🍀

[Danielle Helaine @DanielleHelaine]

7 punches on that thot card and you'll get a free sandwich #ohnicole

[Danielle Helaine @DanielleHelaine]

Everyone is getting their acceptance letters back... And then there's me. Looks like I'm not going to college