Danielle MacMath

Actor, Singer, Bookworm • “lost” Sam Shepard play • Imaginary Comforts by @DanielHandler • Eric Bogosian’s 1+1 @sohoplayhouse • JP Shanley new play • she/her

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

7 Mammas for 7 Mias

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

Waiting for my 5th tech visit from @optimum and I get a phone call from them. It’s not my tech - they’re calling about the mobile plan offer. Customer Service already told me they would remove me from that list. Why does every customer service agent directly lie to customers?

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I’m going through things you can’t even find on reddit

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

god blessed the broken road that led me straight to you

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

we're watching people go into mass psychosis. like what do you mean you think zohran mamdani will mandate the hijab and will start conducting public lashings in time square and will enact sharia law. what the fuck are you talking about

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

I hate Theatre Marketing Halloween what do you mean you’re Martin and Roger from “piss.jpg (Working Title)”

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re an aunt Gladys labubu

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

jamie llyod’s the pajama game

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

This is unironically my favorite poem

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

This is because of AI and Data Centers btw.

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

The grandpa in Willy Wonka preparing to return to the factory:

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

goals

[evan romano @EvanRomano]

amazing cinema couple

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

@jersey__bounce There is gore but you can tell when to close your eyes. Most of the scariness comes from tension building and jump scares. Worth watching.
Signed, a scaredy cat who closed eyes during parts of the substance and watched get out in the daytime.

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

“It’s just so damn loud in here!” complains the middle aged white man shouting on the phone on the train.

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

2 days ago a @NJTRANSIT conductor told me they ALWAYS hold connecting trains (if the first one is late.)
But today a conductor just told me “I doubt that” when I asked if the connecting train will be held since we are 10 minutes late. What’s the truth @NJTRANSIT ??
@njdotcom

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

Never give an improv comic a banana

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

@MikeGardinerD Him, with a hint of surprise in his tone: “you know who she’s married to, right?!”
Me: “yeah, the guy from Rap World���
Him: “oh… you know”
Me: “yeah you already told me!”

[deef @TokeMalone]

https://t.co/1pG0zMnhHY

[Danielle MacMath @DanielleMacMath]

@TokeMalone @nytimes @MikeGardinerD out here alternating between Pynchon and Dostoyevsky