Stranger: are you a zeta?
Me: I Think Pink all day, everyday. Maud is my mom. You know what love is? THE GREATEST OF ALL THINGS. Turquoise blue and steel grey are the only colors I see and strawberries are my favorite snack. ONLY THE BEST GET CROWNED *throws crown* https://t.co/lJCAq3deqC
southerners: this snow is so pretty!
northerners: this isn't even a real snow- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and i drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice for every meal. i can't wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.