Dior

Don't look for love
Look for coffee☕
Unless you find a love who loves coffee💕

[Dior @DanielleOrr]

@sydneyevans_ Do your parents know that you're straight? How did they react?

[KG @kgeierr]

Good afternoon, The Situation is now doing more time in jail than Brock Turner. That’s all.

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

UFC backwards is WWE

[Dior @DanielleOrr]

@jane36472569 you. You're Bob The Builder���

[Dior @DanielleOrr]

@jane36472569 Bet you've already watched them then😂

[Dior @DanielleOrr]

@jane36472569

[moni @moniccadrianna]

on oct 9 the entire twilight saga is coming out on netflix, don’t talk to me ever again.

[Jaydon Blankenship @JaydonBlank]

Starbucks employee: “H- “

Customer: “HI CAN I GET A VENTI ICED CARAMEL MACCHIATO, WITH BREAST MILK FRESHLY SQUEEZED BY THE BARISTA HERSELF, CAN I GET IT UPSIDE DOWN, SPUN AROUND , DOUBLE BLENDED AND THROWN AT MY CAR AT EXACTLY 65 DEGREES CELSIUS WITH ONLY 4 PIECES OF ICE?!!?!!

[ARIANA @ariliest]

Me (a broke ass bitch): dude it’s only $8 you don’t have to pay me back
Friends (who have hella money): can you cashapp me the $4.78 i let you borrow lol

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

How your girl acts when she sees you peacefully sleeping https://t.co/gAcWnrvbu0

[Dior @DanielleOrr]

@alezander @jane36472569

[Dior @DanielleOrr]

@adam_guay I hate that I watched this😢 this is so sad.

[Teresa Hoang @teresaqhoang]

forget pumpkin spice IT’S SOUP SEASON

YOU’VE GOT
POTATO SOUP
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP
FRENCH ONION SOUP
CHICKEN TORTILLA SOUP
CHEESY BROCCOLI SOUP
ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP
TOMATO SOUP

just so many soups happy soup season

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

priest: do you?
me: i...do...dooo...
my husband: please don’t-
me: DOO, DOO DOO DOO DOO! BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO DOO!

[Dior @DanielleOrr]

Kinda wanna call in sick for this 12 hr shift. But also can't because I go to Australia for a month in 9 days! #ineedmonies

[Dior @DanielleOrr]

Ps. She was in the army:)

[Dior @DanielleOrr]

Super proud of my girlfriend!
Clocked a perverted labourer in the face at work for continuously touching her! #gavehimablackeye