Danielle Orlando

Beau’s mom. J's lesser half. All things Bachelor. About as basic as they come.

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

@Target if your purpose of putting these annoying @ATT reps in your store was to turn people off from shopping in store, great job!

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

In the self check out line with my 2 toddlers and woman in front of us is moving at glacier pace and doing 2 separate transactions….”MOMMY WHY IS SHE TAKING SO LONG?”

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

Packing a family of 5 for vacation.

[ESPN @espn]

What's something that ISN'T a sport, but FEELS like a sport?

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

nevermind they forgot my sauce 🤣🤣

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

The one place where they don’t ask you to tip, but they really should….@ChickfilA

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

What happened to the lemon poppyseed muffins from Trader Joe’s?! Please bring them back 😩😩

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

@doNUTSarefreeYO This made me giggle out loud

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

Are we sure Raquel’s tv is even on in that trailer? She looks completely unbothered #pumprulesreunion

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

Ally should be at this reunion #PumpRules

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

@Showtime I’ve been getting this error message for 24 hours even after I login with my cable provider. Helppp 😩😩

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

@queensofbravo Andy lovedddd that answer.

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

Schwartz wearing a Tom Tom hat to talk to Ariana #pumprules

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

Unpopular opinion but I ship James & Ally #pumprules

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

My 3 yr old has bigger boo boos than Raquel’s eyebrow scratch and all he got was an ouch report from daycare not a restraining order #pumprules

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

@gibsonoma And no Below Deck Sailing?! 😩

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

Does everyone else’s air fryer sound like a jet plane is taking off in their kitchen??

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

It is actually amazing that Sandoval got away with the affair for so long because he is quite honestly the worst liar on the face of the earth. #VPR

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This little girl must be protected at all costs. She is the future. 😭😭😭

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

@bartleby_era 100% positive I had this and wore it with a pearl necklace to a black eyed peas concert.

[Danielle Orlando @danielleRDH]

Brian on jeopardy is Al Borland from Home Improvement and no one can tell me otherwise.