Dan Matt

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@magachrchpastr Nooooooo!!!!!! My favorite long time bachelor who just also happened to be a senator has passed!!!! Extra prayers y'all!!!

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@magachrchpastr I don't drink, except when i take communion but at the liquor store that I go to, this check from Joe Biden is still on display. What a disaster he was for America!!!

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@magachrchpastr Spread the supplement gospel good sir!!!

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@TrumpDailyPosts Amazing! Our amazing soliders can tour a flying emolument clause violation in real time! What an honor!!

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@magachrchpastr That's why I only do Instacart for groceries! I found myself doing so many slient prayers in the grocery store that I was just spiritually exhausted. No more slient prayers for me! I now just pray for that Instacart worker that they make it up to my forth floor walk up! Prayin!

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@magachrchpastr My entire family needs to be deported. Sad but I had to make that recommendation.

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@magachrchpastr Everyone knows that wearing blue with beige is so mid. A more modern take on an outfit choice and to match the weather, in my humble opinion would of been a green linen loose fiting polo with white pants. That's why you think they are dem voters. MAGA simply dresses better.

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@magachrchpastr At least my spirt knows I'm free!!!

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@magachrchpastr @MavrikFracker Whoever said that you can't take it with you has obviously not read the BIBLE!

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@magachrchpastr Silent prayer received!

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@michaelpfreeman Why do the Republicans keep appropriating the democrats battle flag! Get your own confederate flag!

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@NotHoodlum It is giving that weird out of context vibe of a "I love my wife!" post on Facebook as his marriage is falling apart.

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@magachrchpastr Praise DJT!!! Now we can violate the Johnson Amendment and endorse political canadates and spread our blessed and well researched conspiracy theories from the pulpit!! My church is basically a long form brocast YouTube video now!!!

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

Every Trump debacle follows the same 13 steps. The reflecting pool fiasco is just one of the lower stakes versions of it.
1. Devise unnecessary spectacle
2. Disregard expertise
3. Bypass normal procedures
4. Declare victory too early (bonus if done by AI-slop post)
5. Spend way more than estimated
6. Ignore the haters
7. Realize it is not going well
8. Bypass normal procedures once again
9. Allege conspiracy and sabotage
10. Redeclare victory
11. More blaming
12. Losing interest
13. Pretend it never happened, and move on to the next thing

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@magachrchpastr Not calling it a war is disservice to us Christians who want a holy war to bring about Armageddon that Trump will take credit for!!

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@WSJ So getting ALPHA-GAL Syndrome doesn't make you a girl boss?! What is happening!

[Dan Matt @DanielMathwin]

@mjfree Please stop saying slit. Its disgusting and it gets DJT excited.