Daniel McColly

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@robreiner I appreciate the optimism. But. He received a pardon for his real crimes, or at least some of them. And will end up with three months of house arrest now. Sigh.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@robreiner Fuck Rob. I want all these guys to drown in a congealed pool of Giuliani juice. But. It turns out that juice is like a fucking slippery slide leading to a get out of jail free card.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@robreiner Well, Rob. Try watching 20 minutes of Jordan Klepper. It's not just just Annoying Orange that has his head up his ass. It's 30% of the country.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@robreiner "There is no doubt." Rob, in our lifetime we have been lied to about. Everything. From Vietnam, to yesterday. When a 25 year old is the only person to shine a light on reality, well. That, despite the joy she brings, makes recent history even darker.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@JoJoFromJerz Let's hope for no unwanted pregnancies.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@BetteMidler Completely agree. @BetteMidler, you may now move me from "she's okay" to "superfan."

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@RamseyHootman Change bedtime? Pretend you're one time zone over?

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@US_FDA Yes. Except. Only 27% of parents are going along.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@RamseyHootman Huh. Said the producer/narrator of said audiobook. :)

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@RamseyHootman Welcome to Metropolis. Or. Tools of the Trade. Unless you're tired of listening to me.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@RamseyHootman I was just scrolling through your Twitter feed. Curious, I guess.

Pretty funny. With, like, a tablespoon of depth.

[Ana Cabrera @AnaCabrera]

JUST IN: The City of Miami Beach has declared a State of Emergency and a curfew, Mayor Dan Gelber said during a press conference Saturday.

An 8 p.m. curfew will be in put in place for the entertainment district of the city and some roads will be closed, according to Gelber.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@ConanOBrien Is that at least the teeth aren't very sharp.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@JasonIsbell Finally. Something good from something bad.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@AnnaKendrick47 Thank you for your intelligent, measured comments. When I was younger I didnt have access to social media. But the lack of an audience didnt keep me from living my not-best-self. I'm better now. But you got there a lot earlier in your life. Makes me happy.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

@xrocknic I hear if you take a blowtorch to your ear, it will melt just before your ear lobe turns to charcoal.

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

King James Brown Bible#AddAWordRuinABook

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

Mein Kampfire#AddAWordRuinABook

[Daniel McColly @DanielMccolly]

The Room Where it NEVER Happened#AddAWordRuinABook

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A Christmas Carol O'Connor#AddAWordRuinABook