Daniel Stokke

doing stuff since forever.

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

Hvis jeg kunnne sove, ville jeg drømme om at falde i søvn.

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

Algoritmen antager at jeg har adhd.

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

Jeg så en fyr på Instagram™️ ytre at David Lynch død, var den værste nyhed de seneste 2 år.

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

Føler det her er en breaking.

[Thomas Kristensen @ThomasKTV2]

@JohannesenLind Beklager. Jeg har ikke beskæftiget mig med håndbold i præcis 3 år i disse dage.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Social media has created an entire generation of users who believe the US government is personally out to get them - while foreign governments are just friendly lil guys.

TikTok and its users are proving the case that TikTok should be banned.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

One of the funny things I notice about the TikTok ban is that virtually every policy person in both parties and every serious China expert is in favor of the ban, while people who get their news from #DramaAlert accounts and makeup tutorials are against it.

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@Silverback_MD @SweetFnLucifer @KyivKing Terrorizing your ass??!

[R/GA @RGA]

We are living in a golden age of stupidity.

A stupid Renaissance.

An Industrial Revolution of stupid, with new advances in stupid made every day.

In short: there has never been a better time to be stupid.

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

Hey Siri, æd en lort.

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

Hil satan,

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

Jul er dobbelradet jakkesæt og strømpesokker.

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

Mange af jer bruger ikke dagen på at koge fond.

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

“Hvad sker der for man ikke kan købe https://t.co/0NNUB4bLG0?”. Jeg arbejder et mærkeligt sted.

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

@VictorSmut Det blir en sjov julefrokost i år.

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

Det er objektivt sjovt at ingen brugere kan kommenterer på det her tweet.

[X @X]

X Shop has landed, get your X gear before it's gone

[Daniel Stokke @DanielMeldrum]

Min bror deler fødselsdag med Tommy Ahlers.

[JΛKΣ @USMCLiberal]

This needs to be seen by every American.

Download it, before it’s removed.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Twitter seems to once again be doing the thing where twelve Elon posts all show up at once in the For You page.

Wouldn't be surprised if he's putting a thumb on the scales for the next few weeks before the election.

[Thomas Boesdal privat @ThomasBoesdal]

Luk røven, i har haft særstatus i 200 år, og har smadret hele landet. Betal eller fis af

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Instead of getting depressed with the state of the world do something about it starting with your neighbourhood. Say hello to your neighbours, pick up litter, report vandalism, drive less and use your local shops.