Dan Miesbauer🌐

I don't bleed when I floss.

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@PrathmeshHatwar @Snehilj3116299 @chesscom_in @iamniri Then c6 bishop captures

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I've been making sticky note memes for my officemate and hiding them around the office; after a couple months, here are some of my favorites

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@SeanGinn I'm sure you do😘

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After reading the comments on this, I am throwing down the gauntlet. Boneless wings are better in every way: more meat, less messy, no cartilage/tendons. The only reason to like regular wings more is because men are "supposed" to; there is no other advantage.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Yall agree??

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@Buchacherjordan @dominos This seems to be where our differences lie: I prefer things that are always good. Carry on with your adrenaline-fueled lifestyle, good sir.

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@Buchacherjordan Though this is a sounder argument than most, I will counter with the lil crunchy fried bits you find on the outside of some boneless wings. Boneless wings have diversity too, but it's consistently good, whereas bone-in diversity often ends in some shitty unchewable malarkey.

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@Jay_Quel_Inn629 @troyboltonsgf You two are the Batman and Robin of Twitter, and I'm here for it.

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This is the most painful/infuriating thing I've seen in a hot moment

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Hot dogs are just american tacos

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So much wisdom jam packed into a single bathroom stall

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@femaleredhead This is Pogo, known to some as Mr. Pancake, Thicc Boi, or just POOP YOU ASSHOLE

[palmer @decentbirthday]

had fun catching up with an old classmate

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Lmao

[math prof @mathematicsprof]

Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it: “There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

🎶 Baleen, baleen, baleen baleeeeeeeeen 🎶

[Brianna Chickenfry @BChickenfry]

Chameleons are pretty slept on. I mean they change fucking colors, that’s pretty sick

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

the original name for the ps5 was pspspspsps but it kept attracting cats

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Hot take: Among Us was created to teach gaslighting to teens.