When I told my buddies the Packers would draft a QB today I meant it as a joke. Not only is it not a well written joke, it’s now a reality. Welcome to Titletown @jordan3love!
#BooTheCommish
A lot of people questioned my decision to grow a porn-stache during the quarantine. But for real, in this economy, I’m just hoping for the best, preparing for the worst.
Also, if you didn’t grow a mustache did you even quarantine?
QUARANTINE DAY 6:
I understand why dogs bark every time a person walks past their window. I too now feel like everyone in the house would enjoy knowing Dave the neighbor is on the sidewalk.
Classic ‘Who’s Line’ game.
Things you can say about working from your home office that you can’t say about your girlfriend.
“At first it was weird being the only one in there, but I’ve gotten used to it.”
Tonight we are celebrating the upcoming birth of Cody’s first child. Can’t wait to meet you, baby Carrell. #babybachelorparty @ The Varsity Club - Oshkosh, WI https://t.co/c2WWN6lUiI