Dani Pad

Brevity is the soul of wit

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@rickygervais That bottle is even on offer at Tesco. #EveryLittleHelps

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The worst thing about being famous is the lack of privacy. I can’t even walk down the street without people looking and pointing.

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@liamgallagher I love you 😂

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@JerrySeinfeld is utterly clever

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@LucaBizzarri 😂

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@SarahStano Reading it now and loving it! @NitaProse

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy #Caturday

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@comedystoreuk @SteveEdis @AndyCSP @NeilMullarkey @lee_simpson1971 @josielawrence1 @richardvranch Brilliant show! I will try those Bollywood moves tomorrow while picking up cans from Tesco shelves 😂

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

And it wouldn't even be in the top 10 weirdest news stories of the year 😂

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@rickygervais 😍❤️

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@Pandamoanimum 🤣🤣

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Happy weekend from sunny London @HotelCafeRoyal #London

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Siri, please add breakfast at @HotelCafeRoyal to my bucket list #visitlondon

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Infinity Mirror Rooms @Tate #yayoikusama #art #tate #London

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@Anton_ella_ 😂

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@Anton_ella_ The second one

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Keep chasing #rainbows #photography #London

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@Anton_ella_ And such great performance

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Intermission #birdwatching

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All the world’s a Stage #Shakespeare #globe #london