The same people that got you believing “real men eat meat” and “dairy makes your bones strong” are the same ones that made you believe #DonaldTrump should rule the world 😂🌱 #DairyFree#MeatFree
1st time traveling without the baby... 1. Went to the bathroom... ALONE
2. Pushed my bag through security.. no search
3. Bought a boiling hot coffee
If you don’t understand my gold medal Olympic performance it’s ok you’re just not a mom 🍾
Sending some love for the stay at home mom careers. We are the maid, the babysitter, the dog walker, the personal shopper, the night nurse, the accountant, interior decorator, and the dry cleaner. Non salary jobs, not Mon-Fri, no sick days, no vacation days #realmvps