danielle dayton

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

Ahh my bed feels so good after a long day.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

If I got blindfolded and put in one of those dirty rooms in the Febreeze commercial, my comment would be, "It stinks like Febreeze in here."

[someecards @someecards]

Republicans now taking out their hatred for Obama on waiters. http://t.co/JRMz66Rv

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

Realizing I have a terrible sense of direction. Little bit late in life, but better late than never.

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

A maxed out credit card doubles as an ice scraper in the winter. #winning #sweet #stilluseful

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

From lashes to blushes, makeup plays a huge role in all of our lives! By changing us outwardly, it helps us forget who we really are.

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Sooo over my hair being light! Dyed it back to its natural color. Am I free from childish illusion... or is this also an illusion?

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

Came home from work to find that Santa did indeed come. YES!

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

Being at work right now is seriously making me lose faith in humanity. #rude #pleasenottonight

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

Not sure why this is so funny. #swerve

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

Still at work. Oi!

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

#exactly

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

To tan or not to tan? Tan. #gettinghot #love

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Aren't you happy the world didn't end today! You can carry on mindlessly in life's diverting games, like drunkards afraid to face sobriety.

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

Say what you mean and mean what you say! Never give up a chance to tell friends and family you love them :) #truth

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Always be open to new hair looks! They divert you from the passing of life & postpone the moment when you shall have to face your conscience

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

You can achieve rosy, healthy, blushed-pink cheeks simply by stepping out into the cold. This is eternity's comfort for the sufferer.

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

Nephew threw the toilet paper roll into the toilet then blamed it on his brother. #cantwaitforkids #sarcasm #timeout

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

Hood rich. http://t.co/rpIUhGQU

[danielle dayton @Danilynn013]

Superstaaaa! http://t.co/RlpDQl3D