Dani

Life of an Adventurer. Food over Love.
Real Madrid in my DNA🤍

[MALEEK 1.0 @Maleekoyibo]

Stop taking women on dates so they can like you. Only go out with women who already like you.

[Dani @DaniMullerJVT]

God will punish fat girls.

[Fiona Writes & Trades 2 ✍️📊😈 @IjewemenFortun2]

Asake did 8 full reps of squats with her and still maintained good vocals and breath control. 😭

She’s a tall woman, too, so she’s definitely around 75 - 80kg.

If you like, don’t go to the gym as a man, you hear.

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

Most naija women dey live life like who no get ambition 😭😂

Competition just full their head wit empty account balance 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Dani @DaniMullerJVT]

This world would never be a better place to live without men, I can bet my life.

[Force_mentale @strength_km]

🥹🥹😭 Même face à la mort, ils sont restés unis comme un seul homme et n’ont pas abandonné pour sauver leurs collègues. 💁🏻‍♀️ J’en ai eu la gorge nouée en regardant ça. Se battre pour gagner sa vie ne devrait pas être aussi éprouvant. ❤️

[Dani @DaniMullerJVT]

@copingallotgee @naijaconfra Wetin you do them?

[Dani @DaniMullerJVT]

@juls_daddy01 You sure say you go sleep this night?😂

[Dani @DaniMullerJVT]

Ayo don use scope run.

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

I Dey call . I Dey come back

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Me and a woman who doesn’t give me money or make life easier for me can never get along.
We no fit!

[𝗞🇻🇦 @yfwKinz]

Madrid ball is officially back, This season is different I can feel it.

[Miss_Sam @Mhiz_Sam]

My beautiful club plays football today..
Tell them REAL MADRID IS BACK!🤍

[KOME @justcallmekome]

Selfishness, entitlement and laziness has convinced a lot of women into thinking a man who doesn't press money do not love them and can not make a husband material.

[Dani @DaniMullerJVT]

@TE_M_PT @the_beardedsina Make we see😭😂

[Dani @DaniMullerJVT]

God will punish you.

[👑 SARAH @zemehe_]

Yes, it is easier for men. Their main responsibility is often seen as providing, which, if you ask me, is quite an easy task. Meanwhile, women are left responsible for taking care of almost everything and everyone in the home. In many cases, women even support the man financially. So yes, I agree with you.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Is it possible to have female friends who will never bill you???

[Dani @DaniMullerJVT]

@copingallotgee @gkovsky300 @igbo_chillguy @MannyRichy88 @naijaconfra Na only eiye fit match them for Ibadan? Aye nko?

[Dani @DaniMullerJVT]

@copingallotgee @igbo_chillguy @MannyRichy88 @naijaconfra Seriously 12-1?
Abi na joke?

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

Your boyfriend doesn’t need sex, he needs money and ps5

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

This is why in developed countries, public buses have designated priority seats for pregnant women, the elderly and children. Even then, everyone (including women) is still expected to give those seats or any seat to someone who needs it more.

That being said… when the man refused to stand up, why couldn’t the other women who were sitting also stand up for her? Courtesy isn’t a gender obligation.

[TapL @TapLHarV]

I WAITED 8 YEARS TO RETWEET THIS

TODAY IS THE DAY

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

The wages of a simp is tears.