Jauro XVII

Multitasking | نصر من الله وفتح قريبٌ

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

New piece- 2027: Youth Aspirants and the Illusion of a New Dawn

https://t.co/AuQWJkBpsl

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

@JaloAbba Dole a jala ai😂

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

Absurdities of Nigeria’s business environment are structural theatre. On a return flight to Nigeria, a casual chat with Chinese engineers evolved into a two-year gig in their government liaison strategy

What my eyes saw😂 rituals that defy any rational playbook +234 fah se Allah

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

Doing business in Nigeria is crazy.

A man told me he had to donate a cow to a government agency director's daughter's wedding, attend the wedding and spray money and be sure the event cameraman covered the time he was spraying money, with good angle, so he can impress the director to sign his papers.

Nawao

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

@_aligubio @Abdulrahmanleme Yallaɓai kamun Federal Comissioner works, North East kaga aiki da cikawa😂

The President has approved 156bn last week for Akwanga-Maiduguri.. will majorly connect Taraba and Adamawa at four vital points..

Na Jalingo go get second tenure;

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

President Tinubu again approves construction of airstrip in Gembu, Taraba state

Engineers and contractors already on site.
This will unlock region’s massive tourism potential opening doors to major investments!

Tinubu has now given Taraba over N100bn infrastructure. Madaki👏🏻🎩

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

President @officialABAT’s administration has been exceptionally generous to us, Taraba State. From Security to Infrastructure. Alhamdulillah

1/ ONSA-led efforts x Operation Whirl Stroke staunted our banditry problems 2024 by nearly 90%, We recorded bumper harvest 2025

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

@Supheey Save that explanation for when you start sleeping under bridge.. Brixton with stabbing mandems

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

@iam_dansadau Leaked US Embassy cables (wiki leaks) suggest its partly owned by our Hilltop grandpa

Extend your salutations accordingly 😀

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

@wabiu__ @Abdulrahmanleme Lol peep below 100bn worth roads are constructed

Any project in Nigeria beyond sharing rice is cloaked as sth dubious. When elites flock in, what happens to Hotels? Restaurants? Taxis? Craft Shops? Local businesses? Tour guides?

Infrastructure unlocks fx capital, real stuff bro

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

@itz_smils @Abdulrahmanleme @oil_shaeikh With powers vested in me, as a chieftain of the land, Majidaɗin Madakin Mambilla, endeavour to pay acquisition taxes to my office 😀 tenks

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

@_aligubio @Abdulrahmanleme Gaskiya, Wukari-Jalingo na ci mana tuwo a ƙwarya. Appeals have been made. Fingers crossed inshallah.

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

@baphacongo Kai da @Chubado_a ɗaliban ilimi ne, ba ruwan ku da duniya

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

Wallahi totally understand you my bro, If I hadn’t experienced him first-hand, never would I ever believe he wasn’t sharing money to be praised 😂

I’ve never met someone with his generosity, Hands down the best person you’ll ever come across. Allah bar Madaki.

Wrote this 2023

[Galadiman Samaru @Galadima_Samaru]

Leme PR is unrivaled a Twitter.
The way they’re propping and praising him every market day is unbelievable.

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

@L9248N 😂😂 ban dena ba ai.. Jiya na siyar da daya

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

Abeokuta sef don get Leme area? Wonderful. What PR money cannot do doesn’t exist😂

[Newsfield Nigeria @newsfieldng]

The Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC), Ogun Sector Command, says two persons have died in a road crash involving a Lexus car and a motorcycle at the Leme area of Abeokuta.

[Boss Mustapha Z. @__yellows]

I’m really glad you recognized it as unrivaled. And trust me, 99% of those that’ll give testimonies about him aren’t even here.

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

@AbduljalaalMusa Make I blow fes

[Jauro XVII @Danjauro_]

@ismaeeelamiynuu We won’t let that happen 😂

[Baffa @Mal_Baffa]

Or maybe it’s just what it is. I have never met anyone that has experienced him that doesn’t say he’s been good to them.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

The US knowingly murdered 120 Iranian children