@SarahWorkx Well depending on if she's doing so on her property, her age, and her appearance. Buy her a book of crossword puzzles related to things her generation grew up with, or anything to imply/suggest her physical age hopefully to remind or have her realize it's not a good look.
@Emily_660 No, actually it is factually nutritious and due to it's chemical composition and bioavailablity in the female body, as it is digested and broken down, it has been shown to even reduce depression in some women.
@otokyo Dig a 12ft deep hole, letting the neighbor believe it's for the dog, stand in front of it with a firearm like I just did the deed and just put the dog in. Then I ask if he would like to come say a prayer, but it will be from inside the hole as I back fill it in with a bobcat.