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[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Gabriel misses his penalty ❌

PSG WIN THE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!! 🏆

📺 TNT Sports & HBO Max

[Jacob Raw @JacobRaw_MFC]

No surprise to see this from Harwood-Bellis here…

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Great win for the Toon with 10 men and deserved. 👏🏻👏🏻Not sure who was worse. The Ref or Man Utd. #bothhopeless

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

After much consideration l've decided that watching terrible things happen in real time & then checking in with 10,000 other hyperventilating stress goblins, who also have no idea what's going on, is probably not great for my mental health, & yet I'm like a moth to a flame...

[LC @NUFCLC]

Starting to well and truly piss me off now this.

Absolutley fuck all said about Burn, Pope, Murphy, Trippier who have been nothing short of useless for months. Pope literally gives a goal away a game.

But as always it’s Woltemade’s fault. It’s pathetic.

#NUFC

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

NINE-DARTER FOR ROCK! 🚨

JOSH ROCK HAS HIT A NINE-DARTER IN BELFAST!

The hometown hero pins the perfect leg to close the gap in this contest, what a moment for the man from County Antrim! 👏

📺 https://t.co/LnNAPX0oQz
#PLDarts | QF4

[dan @danjrobbo]

@mfp3_ Tucking into a pulverised bag of crisps and a boiling hot bottle of Oasis after a scratchy 14 off 39 balls

[dan @danjrobbo]

Amateur cricket clubs across the county seemingly having enough money to pay players and still be shite yet they are unwilling to put a tea on. Absolute woke nonsense. Games gone!

[dan @danjrobbo]

Newcastle United have just made my already awful hangover even worse

[Liam Wreford @LiamWreford]

My son’s first 180 at 5 years old! Absolute scenes 🤣🤣😀 🎯

[Ewan @jelly_pack]

We are very much deep into Thought Crime territory, where this magazine cover is perfectly legal to print, but the legality of actually possessing it depends on whether or not the government likes your political beliefs.

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

I should be legally required to wear one of these after 6 beers

[Bomarsund Welfare CC @BomarWCC]

Results from yesterday:

[Rebekka @rebekkarnold]

I cannot stress this enough, if you are on social media arguing that children shouldn’t have access to free nutritious meals or free childcare opportunities so their parents can work, you are a scumbag and I hate you.

[dan @danjrobbo]

@mfp3_ I’d invest

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

Me after saying “no updates from me” on my only call of the day