sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗

your favorite shelled gastropod, in here we got stories and sleep deprived funny tweets galore

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

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ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵃʸ ᵍᵒᵉˢ ᵒᵏ ♥

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[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

@LilBitO_Sunny what was your thought process on what powers the characters would have

[mils ✩˚.⋆ @thelorebitch]

NOT TUBBO LIKING IT 😭

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

Look at this snail

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

@warnadud3 Pat their back and cry with them

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

@AspenJay_ Do it

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

Every friend group has:

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

Help I keep doing cat social behaviors around actual people

They don't know my long blinking is me smiling FUCK

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

Alan my spirit animal

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

I am healing the world one party section of the supermarket at a time

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

@simpingboisinc yn x [youtuber]... it had a good plot wist honestly

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

@justaaveragepan You get one (1) cat hair

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

People keep wanting my cat how do I prevent thievery

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

@AspenJay_ You do look hella good tho the aesthetic is 🤌🤌💫

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

What have I opened my Twitter to...

[Kharuya @Kharuyaa]

this was funnier in my head

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

Omfg my favorite dinner

[biscocho @bispau]

Ok, stop bullying me,

no ketchup version

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

@TheHugFairy Goodbye hugs

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

Brotherly love

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

@tomandlorenzo I only know one girl who kept her barbies neat and she was a collector and didn't play with or let anyone touch them

Everyone else tho? There was no barbie without sharpie lines, severe plastic trauma and knotted hair

[sleepy snail Dan⁺✧🐌 🎗 @DanKanson]

@justaaveragepan Excuse me 👁-👁