Dan Kearney

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

@ratherripped13 In one hand I have 5 billion dollars and the other a high five

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

The m&ms in my trail mix were peanut. Got so excited to eat an m&m and I just got more peanut. Beware Of False Prophets, Who Come To You In Sheep’s Clothing But Inwardly Are Ravenous Wolves. You Will Recognize Them By Their Fruits

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

I love that Angine de Poitrine speak in an alien gibberish language but still have french accents

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

They’ve done it once again, another beautiful sunset

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

All my fans acting performative as fuck in this heat

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

The lion does not concern himself with the trump suit

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

Cake cover band. Call it real

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

Live sloths at poop boy

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

College student deletes instagram: Yik Yak attack!

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

My dog don’t bite but my woman does

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

All the kids play guitar hero I play bassed god

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

Happy belated birthday Jay Electronica

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

Me: I’m gonna go to the store anyone want anything?

My boy John, you remember John, from the cookout, that guy:
Take A Look At Your Teeth For A Second. We Are The Great Apes.

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

My old coworker at the Jane Remover Blaccent Cafe sounded like Westside Gunn he would tell people on the phone he was putting them on hold and would just play Kevin Gates into the mic

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

The 4 major cities are North Philadelphia, South Philadelphia, West Philadelphia and Camden go birds

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

Almost drowned in the lake underneath the ocean

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

@ratherripped13 @ectoentropic I’m lichen it indeed!

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

Most machines don’t poop they just fart

[Dan Kearney @DanKearney_]

If you keep adding capn crunch dust to milk it becomes fucking disgusting

[Jake Gripp @JakeGripp]

French Yogi Bear: