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The best mono-thingy guy there ever was.

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Never thought I'd have to use the phrase "tactical food coma" but here we are.

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Everybody wants to eat, nobody wants to cook, God forbid you ask anyone to do the dishes.

This tweet is not about food.

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I love seeing @Dbacks retrospectives on YouTube but I wish more YouTubers, when showing the final inning of the '01 series, would use the radio call. Greg Schulte's excitement in the call brings so much more to the experience the Buck's comparatively sterile "floater" call.

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Sketch idea coming at least 25 years to late. Montell Jordan show + Monty Python. Mad TV circa 1999, hit me up.

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@SWAIM_CORP Hey, I noticed the new episodes weren't getting pushed to @pocketcasts are they exclusive to the patreon?

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Big fan of the silly island of weather wizards #ONEPIECE

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The default reddit app blows. Hope destroying the site is worth it spez.

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Bugsnax feels like a classic Rareware game.

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MLB youtuber idea: worst player/most average at each position (plus pitchers) in the HOF. Seeing what the floor for the hall is and what the average HOFer looks like might give a different perspective on potential candidates.

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I don't like that LinkedIn really wants you to stay in the field you've been working in (and hate), even when you constantly tell it the field you're trying to pivot to.

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All my homies love ludo narrative harmony

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If it was up to me, I wouldn't leave the house during daylight hours from now until October 1st. The only reason I'm doing it now is because a corporation is paying me to do so.

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I swear the bar is on the floor and my coworkers still manage to crawl under it.

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And then you're the only sober one babysitting drunk people on an already depleted social battery.

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It's so exhausting not being able to get drunk without spending a fortune when going out with other people. I'll have just as much, or usually more than the rest of the group and they'll be drunk and having a good time and I'll be stone-sober and $100 poorer

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Just as the Dodgers & Yankees are reflections of each other, so are the Angels & Mets.

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Inazuma is a whole vibe. #ONEPIECE

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I low-key kinda hope #netflix will put out some Boss Luffy one-off specials if the series goes on. #ONEPIECE

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All of the #DnD subreddits going dark really sucks because you can't access any older stuff that may have been bookmarked or saved to your account. Keeping them fully dark, instead of read-only, is essentially throwing away over a decade of collaborative content per sub.

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the baby blue-spotted salamanders in my hair are not "accessories" they decided to live there after i fell asleep in a woodland ditch. i just have an ephemeral pond vibe i guess.

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Thinking of a timeline where Calcio Storico became popular in NY from Tuscan immigrants and once a year each of the boroughs and Harlem sent their best fighters to beat the others for glory and a cow. Staten Island has never won in this timeline.