Daniel Kerr

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[Daniel Kerr @DanKerr24]

@MarcusRashford I’ll buy every kid in Manchester a free school meal if you can get on this pitch and score a brace...

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@CocaCola What’s the chances of getting 5Alive back on the market? The Berry one specifically.

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@emma_cardno Here come all the fella’s turning into Beggy Mitchell.

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@lisacollier21 @WHP_Mcr WALLOP!

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@BorisJohnson Covid-19 is only fatal for about 8% of this country’s population, rather than ruin anymore of everyone’s life, put the 8% into isolation let the rest of us get on with our lives.

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@jamieoliver Please keep your opinions to yourself this time around, you ruined my childhood when you got these banned! Stick to knocking up your sarnies for Shell Petrol Stations

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@sharnachaplin @samfendermusic Beggy Mitchell

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So I went raving for the first time in a year on Saturday and now I’m getting choked up watching Coach Carter, I think I need to get the on the blower to the Samaritans before the Wednesday Wobble hits me.

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@sophie_embley Why are you trying to mug me off in public?

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Obviously what happened to George Floyd in America is awful, but why is there people in the UK protesting. And another thing where was these protestors when Lee Rigby was murdered in a racist attack?

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I’m Calling the Police!!!

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@_ellieoxley Why is it just his meat you put in your mouth is it?

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@liamgallagher I ain’t missing this! Well done LG 👏🏻

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@_ellieoxley Why is it when you’ve got a bird, other birds are all over ya, and when you’re single you can’t pull a fucking lavatory chain 😂

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@walkers_crisps Stop fucking about and bring back the prawn cocktail wotsits.

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@LoveIsland and the British media responsible for another suicide, hang your heads in shame you bullying cunts. When will @ITV do something about it!

[Daniel Kerr @DanKerr24]

I really should stop having a selection box for breakfast now.

[Daniel Kerr @DanKerr24]

It don’t matter how old you get, when you’re on a train and another train comes past you, you always shit yourself.

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@MrJayWaters What’s that mean?

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Serious Amsterdam blues.