Woody

Dad. Hockey. Red Wings. Gamer. Guitar. Photography. Film. Pessimism enthusiast. PSN: xX-Dankula-Xx XboxLive: xXDankulaXx

[Woody @Dankula]

Failed advertising:Come on down to Chas' Pastries. You wanna creampie? Of course you do! Mom want's a creampie! Dad wants a creampie! the ki

[Woody @Dankula]

It's time to bring the MySpace Moods and Emo Angles back https://t.co/FRbwYXt0lJ

[Woody @Dankula]

"I didn't wear my limited edition creme vinyl Juvenile "Back Dat Ass Up" record as a scrunchie to have tea, Debra, let's get it the fuck in."-Jesus

[Woody @Dankula]

New additions the Nerd Station. #Cayde6 #Shaxx #DankulasDenOfDigitalDevastation @ Hazleton, Pennsylvania https://t.co/6MpdLfijwx

[Woody @Dankula]

#legend

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

I used to think Royal Tenenbaum had a badass epitaph

[Tessa Violet @TessaViolet]

hahahaha

[Woody @Dankula]

@canada_dude8 Me too, buddy... Me too

[Woody @Dankula]

So if you're trying to stay sober and meetings don't work, fucked up memes have been working for me.

[Woody @Dankula]

I'm a way better guitarist than piano player, but I'm super stoked to have my piano back, it's been 20 years.

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My memory is usually impeccable, but on a hungover Sunday at Monster Mania I couldn't for the life of me remember this. Years later, today, just pops in my head. https://t.co/F8ujkV8UZ5

[Woody @Dankula]

Ok, so my best friend got a roommate from Craigslist, that should be enough to prepare you, but wait...So this guy was a consensual slave, COMPLETE WITH LEGAL AND BINDING CONTRACT, which we now present to you. It's a little long, but worth every minute https://t.co/1kWwHS23OI

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@lvl80waifu @vivistclairefan That's the PA way, he just can't hang lol. You really blew up by the way, congrats

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

What a relief. Pretending to be your friend on a podcast is harder than pretending to enjoy eating at your restaurants constantly for the last decade...

[Woody @Dankula]

@blacklipgloss19 I feel personal attacked by the Canadians over musicians hahaha, but you should see my pool... I don't really see myself as desirable, let alone to large women of color. That makes up about 75% of my inbox and matches.

[Woody @Dankula]

#tacotuesday🌮 @ Hazleton, Pennsylvania https://t.co/ZDDnUGOV1x

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

LA Kings defenseman Drew Doughty on the Red Wings: "They got some good players. Some good grit on their team too, actually. Like that Bertuzzi kid and that one guy on the back with the big beard."

[Woody @Dankula]

@120yearz Can't spell heroin without hero

[Woody @Dankula]

@blacklipgloss19 Precisely, I just worry about good people, especially girls now that I have a daughter. So I'm just like yoooo universe, since my spiral, I can no longer do drugs to deal with these concerns, why have you done this to me

[Woody @Dankula]

@blacklipgloss19 Where there's pretty girls though there's always a few mindless shitdicks looking for prey not too far behind though.

[Woody @Dankula]

@blacklipgloss19 Nah, they're the few and you're smart, and have goals that actually require knowing and learning actually technical aspects. Like I'm a good guitarist and know my sound, but the whole sound and production, not so much.

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@blacklipgloss19 The industry dudes are mostly more concerned with money, than the scumbag shit a lot of film industry cats are.