nyaundi brian

Software Developer @platerecognizer and @parkpow

[chebetonsteroids @Iam_ronoh]

I stopped drinking because i couldn’t casual drink , it was always go big or go home and that’s why i just read books at home now.

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

In my prime tulijaribu kuiba mafuta kwa generator ndio tuchome dorm alafu tukashikwa na watchman. Kupelekwa kwa deputy principal kumbe ata jamaa hakuna na ubaya. He told us "najua mmemiss home lakini kuharibu Mali si kitu mzuri"
He even ordered tea for us na mkate na mayai and told us tusirudie tena. Later tukiwa PE saa nane tulikujiwa na Land Cruiser na OCS 💀

[db @whokilleddb]

This has to be my fav sticker from #SecurityFest

[Segera The Don @segera_clinton]

IMPEACH RUTO

JUST REPOST

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And yet no one has tabled a motion of impeachment. You can’t be here talking as if you’re as helpless as we are. I’m sorry Edwin, but I’m not buying it.

[GitHub @github]

1/ We are sharing additional details regarding our investigation into unauthorized access to GitHub's internal repositories.

Yesterday we detected and contained a compromise of an employee device involving a poisoned VS Code extension. We removed the malicious extension version, isolated the endpoint, and began incident response immediately.

[nyaundi brian @danleyb2]

@zan2434 @eddiejiao_obj @drewocarr @LTXStudio @modal_labs Not so realtime

[Zion @zionszzn]

If I call my apartment my "house" and you correct me, you a hater fr😭

[nyaundi brian @danleyb2]

@NdemoKelvin Can't click any open role for more info

[💕. @Erinayoooo]

You guys didn’t play when you were small?😔

[Joseph Cisco @cisco_jose33767]

Not always. Education can reduce ignorant jealousy, but it doesn’t erase envy. Educated people just disguise it better , as criticism, elitism, or “standards.” The real antidote to jealousy isn’t a degree. It’s security in yourself and understanding that someone else’s success isn’t your failure.

[Muriaso @muriaso]

If William Ruto somehow manages to end the matatu madness, hawker chaos, drainage, and CBD disorder for AFCON 2027, I might just extend a little grace.
My parents raised me well so I won't vote him out at 6 am,, I'll generously wait until 6.10 am.

[` @lisaawrites]

According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

[Neet @neet_sol]

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

[nyaundi brian @danleyb2]

@elonmusk In a remote area you'll need some rest first. Then access to a power source

[KoffeeTungu @Spear_80]

@StandardKenya 🤔https://t.co/t05ezXNXhH

[Odinga Mandela @Mandela_O1]

This was you on June 20, 2024, strongly urging members of parliament to vote for the Finance Bill 2024.
On the final reading you somehow ghosted.
Now you've suddenly become very clever.
Sisi sio wajinga buana.

[Mack @whatMackSays]

Note - it doesn’t even have to be your illness.
A sick family member is enough to change everything for everyone in your family.

[Bueno @0xBueno_]

Fruityloops 1.0, 1998

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

Honestly, this is the most accurate diagram I've seen.

Waterfall: You plan for 18 months and deliver exactly what nobody needs anymore.

Agile: You deliver something usable at every step, but the CEO keeps asking, "Where's the car?"

AI: You get the car on day one. It has six wheels, the doors are on backwards, and it has a rocket launcher. You spend more time making it yours than actually "building"; it's shaping. owning. verifying. That's what the best AI developers do now. They don't build. They shape and own.