Dan

I hate this bio. (Parody)

[Dan @DanMandel75]

《 #DanVsRP 》《 #MVRP 》

[Dan @DanMandel75]

Indie. portrayal of dan (from dan vs.) mature themes are present. tl flexible. loosely based off of the tv show && personal headcanons. mdni. lewd only in dms. oc && mv welcome. descriptive && literate. ship w/ chem.

[Dan @DanMandel75]

Not a very befitting description, mind you, but it sticks. Unfortunately.

[Dan @DanMandel75]

Why, yes, I am this supposed 'angry lil guy' you so speak of.

[🤍𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺🤍 @BabPatcho]

Hey- it's the angry lil guy.

[Dan @DanMandel75]

I'd like to clarify that my revenge schemes have at least 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 merit to them. More so than you might think.

[Dan @DanMandel75]

// Dan Vs. DESERVED another season or two, even if it's fanmade.

[Dan @DanMandel75]

@ChrisPearson85 Au contraire, my friend .. it matters not when we start, but only if the situation is dire that time is nonexistent.

[Dan @DanMandel75]

Wake up, @ChrisPearson85.

[Dan @DanMandel75]

Wakey, wakey, eggs and revengey!

[Dan @DanMandel75]

@BabPatcho // I can relate

[Dan @DanMandel75]

``Thinking about it now, I revengeify a lot of things, huh.``

[Dan @DanMandel75]

// idk what to do with this account

i just pretend to be dan and call it a day

[Dan @DanMandel75]

📌 ⓘ this user hates everything.

[Dan @DanMandel75]

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[Dan @DanMandel75]

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[Dan @DanMandel75]

``Ugh, my back is ki-i-i-illing me.. so sore from laying upon this mattress. I hate this mattress. Hate it.``

[Dan @DanMandel75]

``I assume the man upstairs or whatever probably acknowledged how amazing I am, so he, well, gave me what I wanted at last.``

[🤍𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺🤍 @BabPatcho]

“Specifically; what happened to you that made you want to take a relax day?

Did the world finally decide NOT to bully you for once???”

[Dan @DanMandel75]

``What HASN'T happened to me?``

[🤍𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺🤍 @BabPatcho]

“…

What on Earth happened to you???”

[Dan @DanMandel75]

``......Normally, I would go and scheme as I'm used to, but I think I'm having a stress-free day for once. A Dan-Not-Angry day, if you will.``