Dan Kruger

Owner of Kruger's Lawn Maintenance and Painting Service. Could have gone pro in Football, Basketball, & Boxing.

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Me trying to teech my boy Jard how to put gas in the mowers

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@SizableCoyote jard whats this pik & smell krap?

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@prillwes well he's ded stinkin wrong if thats what he thinks. Stinkin crap.

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@prillwes stinkin. Gal dangit jard. Don't need this crap. Kan you tell him too call me?

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@SizableCoyote stay a way from that stinkin busch light crew this weekend. Don't need that crap.

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@prillwes @SizableCoyote dangit jard is this true? God noes every time your doin that crap.. Its stinkin wrong. Call me.

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@prillwes @SizableCoyote you nead to be prowd of the name you have jard. I don't need to here this stinkin Todd & Jim crap.

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@THEtitoball i have one if you need it

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@brow_mania i got mine to today to you know what im doin hah ha

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@SizableCoyote olive oil?

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@SizableCoyote hands? Time?

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@SizableCoyote you need to call me

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@SizableCoyote jard whats this crap about you drinking busch light beer with these friends you call the group crap?

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No work tomorrow calls for an Frasier Ali classic, cottage cheese & pears, & a full bottle of olive oil for desert, if you know what I mean.

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If I could get my sholder lose like when I was younger I would try out for the vikes at quarterback

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#tbt me, my wife betty, & my daughters leash & inyell.

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All this porn in the superbowl is ridicyoulus. I know its soft but thats what it starts with. I seen guys loses there lives to it first hand

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Paul Kruger for the ravens is blood related to me, & it's evident with way he is playing tonight.

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@SizableCoyote @JoshBrood @SnuffyAlupagus @WhatItDues just though i'd let you boys no i just made 179 freethroes in a roe

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I do it all for malts.