Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻

I’m a fractured tramp with a broken past.

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

No idea what to make my pinned post for 2024, so fuck it, here’s Brad Armstrong as Arachnaman.

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@citizenrobot That’s the best I’ve got, I believe Cleese and Chapman wrote that one but as far as I know neither ever explained its origins.

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@citizenrobot Probably.

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@CeeHawk I couldn’t do what you do. Like, if there was ever any chance of meeting the Rock in a professional capacity, I’d have to spend the next two months telling myself “Don’t accidentally call him Dwayne ‘The Dwayne’ Dwayneson, at least not to his face.”

[Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio]

it was never about the hostages btw

[Ambereen Dadabhoy 🪬 @DrDadabhoy]

As more and more journalists leave Gaza because they are being killed by Israel we will receive less information about Israeli atrocities and genocide.

[Production Mode 🎬 @LamardCherAime]

And this is what people mean when they say the Black bourgeoisie/Black capitalists will NOT save us.

They will always align with their pockets instead of siding with the greater good every time. He said it in plain English “he ain’t done nothing wrong to me!”

So he doesn’t…

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@fishontherun2 I don’t have a sociology degree, but I did watch Glinner tank his own marriage (she took the kids too) with his similar psychotic fixation on supporting genocide.

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@Debbie032356 @krassenstein Trump’s not gonna expose jack shit because he’s as complicit as the rest of ‘em. He’s just gonna keep roping you along while only ever looking out for number one.

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@citizenrobot I can’t imagine Taylor Swift has parked a car since drivers ed, she’s been a millionaire since she was like 17.

[Scott @ScottNiswander]

We GOTTA stop with needing faves to be unproblematic. Sokka was sexist specifically to learn not to be.

Isn’t it cool that writers have the ability to use a character’s flaws to teach lessons to the viewers? To say “this character is wrong.” I think that stuff is neat.

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

Sure the upcoming direct-to-streaming Road House remake looks bad, but it could’ve been worse. It started development 11 years ago as a starring vehicle for Ronda Rousey, but then the studio discovered she had no talent or charisma.

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@arxherarios @TQSherwood Since it’s looking like Rhea/Nia in Perth, Becky’s probably winning the Chamber. Liv’s fresh off a lengthy absence and was kinda floundering before she went out, and I doubt Rhea’s keeping the belt past Mania so she needs a really credible challenger.

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@TQSherwood WELP

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@TQSherwood I think Becky’s gonna be in the Chamber match, but I don’t know who else would be a good opponent for Perth. I would’ve said Nia Jax until Jade humiliated her on Saturday.

[Woke Mind Cyrus the Virus @lightfantastic]

Anchors on the party leadership loyalist news network are letting the mask slip like this and yet it seems like the majority of the Democratic party's flacks are more worried about online socialists lol

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@POSTwrestling @bronbreakkerwwe @AndradeElIdolo @Jade_Cargill Guessing we’ll see one for Naomi before the main event.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

it’s so funny because accusing your political opponents of being “chi-com agents!” is alex jones’s thing

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@TightsFights I feel like they wouldn’t be doing all this New Day/Imperium stuff if there wasn’t a good chance of E coming back, but I don’t want to get my hopes up.

[thriving xolo @ThrivingXolo]

john cena when he finds out there’s a fubu championship belt available at wrestlemania

[Dan Funk Wafflehouse 🔻 @DanMoffTarkin]

@WrestleOps @FanSidedDDT I feel like they have to be building towards a Big E comeback, but I don’t want to get my hopes up.