Dan Monopoli

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YOOOO the new Nun episode of the @HorrorCultPod is LIVE! Go listen, but don’t do it for me-do it for this #KWEEN #Valak

#thenun #scarymovies @thenunmovie @taissafarmiga @DemianBichir @bonnieaarons1 @newlinecinema @creepypuppet

[Tessa @tessagnewell]

After I got this ~lovely~ tweet about an old @Cosmopolitan article I wrote, so many kind, empowering people messaged me or tweeted out the article link. Glad I triggered your gag reflex. https://t.co/AQkILVPlNG

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

RT to win tickets to tomorrow's game & play @MoheganSun Super Skee Ball on the #Celtics Parquet! 🔁

Official rules: https://t.co/FmQwRToPOg

[ryan in space 🚀🌌 @cooltapesrcool]

@andreww_morin OMG ANDY YOU DID NOT! 😂 That is so you, I love your twisted sense of humor

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@stephonceee @TessaGNewell WE LOVE YOU

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A good day: when the noise the toilet seat makes when you put it down sounds like the beginning of poison #bellbivdevoe

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@Adam_Fn_Green @TheJoeLynch clearly cinemablend needs to keep up on their @MovieCrypt episodes https://t.co/Z3TltxAlah

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On Saturday, I totaled my car while blasting "Real American". Blasting "Real American" still the best part of my weekend @HulkHogan

[RAK Foundation @RAKFoundation]

Check your inbox. You're a #RAKtivist @AKMuskie @Blr098 @Andyhix @Taramarion @kelly_1107 @DanMonopoli @_melinka_ @Bigwittt @rikkisnutrition

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@FelgerAndMazz @mikefelger @TonyMassarotti
Just called to make this point, but the lines are slammed #deflategate

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The #RePlay Theatre Group's cast of #GODSPELL warming up before rehearsal to love is easy...Because it is!@Themowglis

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convincing @ElizabethCauley that TLC's "No Scrubs" is actually a song about gardening called "No Shrubs" #ROASTED

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@KerrySiobhannn : I could be black! *proceeds to sing respect by Aretha franklin* #gobruins

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@Themowglis just stopped a random stranger who looked sad to say, "don't forget how wonderful you are", then walked away: #SayItJustSayIt

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Thank you Wilson hall for providing a mirror in front of the toilet so I have to watch myself poop #iwishthisonnoone

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Sibling drunkenness is probably my favorite kind of drunkenness @kmonops @MattyMonops

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Awesome night seeing @Themowglis & taking a shot w/ @CahndyPahnts @ColinDieden @joshrediscover @kmonops and THE Emily (happy bday!) before!

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@CahndyPahnts

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Teaching my first-year residents to be #mowglis #beamowgli @Themowglis