ahmedudahiru

artist/accountant/lefty

[ahmedudahiru @Danmubi]

@jbmillenial @nvsvwvli Naso i go one soldier outing with friends, we were having a good time until the soldier serving as MC started some random games that involved give away omo i nearly MAD like wetin b " we need 500k or d celebrant wld do pin up till d amt is complete"

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

Please if you’re inviting me to your wedding, please warn your MC!

All these yeye wedding games that involves billing, Avoid it please. What do you mean, bridesmaids should come and collect my shoe, then I’ll use 200k to bail the shoe! How much is the shoe in the first place?

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

Your friends are broke too. Stop asking them for financial advice.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NO, you CANNOT walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is rubbısh. Free yourself from it.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you

[jannat @jannatisasleep]

how do goalkeepers not get scared that ball could quite literally kill u

[Sarah @araseb_]

What's coming after artificial intelligence?

[Neet @neet_sol]

"Damn you're never stressed at work"

That is because I literally do not care what the outcome is. The company could go bankrupt, the building could get demolished, and I'd just head home

[ahmedudahiru @Danmubi]

@muheediva01 Not needing a toothbrush and toothpaste daily

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I’ve tasted being the bigger person. I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

I don give my Yoruba driver so many cars for delivery. E go still come back complain.

2nd time wey I give my Hausa driver delivery. He come back with onions and kilishi "for madame."

[ahmedudahiru @Danmubi]

@parhloumahrukh And most are mediocre

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

How tf are all the book authors "New York Times No.1 Bestseller" ?????

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

[Valentine @Va4peterobi2023]

@muheediva01 Unfortunately, I don't have the capacity to take on additional tasks right now without compromising my current deliverables.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

What’s the corporate way of saying, “I’m not fucking doing that”

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Your brain can learn anything if you practice it daily.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Having a small body is an anti-aging cheat code. But you’ll deal with small small disrespect.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

The salary at KPMG isn’t commensurate with the slave labour they put their staff through.

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM