Danger

Drink gas, spit fire. tattoos & other immoral shit

[Danger @DanMurley]

Did you know that if you hit the G-Spot and the clit at the same time it takes a screenshot?

[Danger @DanMurley]

@drewcantsee @Dewbie2k @MakeAWishMike YO

[WES @lolwesley]

Look at this video of @DanMurley wow

[Danger @DanMurley]

@lolwesley Feast your eyes player

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather.

Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee......

Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.

[Danger @DanMurley]

@lolwesley You know what I did

[SJRE LP 2 @cleamingthegube]

We recognize concerns that our band "romanticizes sadness", but there are emo bands that do far worse. There are some that romanticize Ohio.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

who the fuck is sydney sweeney

[Danger @DanMurley]

@webdev_and_cats I think the Catholic Church could really turn their image around if they really lean into the evil

[Danger @DanMurley]

@webdev_and_cats Truthfully and as unbiased as I can possibly be, I think that the pope sitting in front of that statue is the most fucking metal thing I’ve ever seen

[Danger @DanMurley]

@webdev_and_cats Dude I’m feeling this in my bones. And it’s always Sephiroth

[Danger @DanMurley]

Fuck

[WES @lolwesley]

“Why does that look like a gen z Dan Murley??”

[Danger @DanMurley]

@webdev_and_cats

[Danger @DanMurley]

@MichaelaBCarter @chrisonnajessen That’s great! I’m stoked to see you guys again

[Danger @DanMurley]

@Nendis___ Sounds like your maturity level is far beyond some other people. We need more clear headed people like you

[Bulls Community @bullscommunity]

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[Danger @DanMurley]

@pr00ftv Get ready boi!