Daniel

🇲🇹 & 🇬🇧 0xb389eE8614a8c472204dd43c86027e683A619109

[Daniel @Dann____]

As soon as the lookie lookie man told me it’s now £5 for a spray of aftershave i knew it was time for home

[Daniel @Dann____]

I beg you stop holding your breath while you eat

[Daniel @Dann____]

@DramaAlert

[Daniel @Dann____]

Realised there is a generation of new drivers coming through none of them will learn how to slow down using gears 🤦

[Arnold Clark @ArnoldClark]

@Dann____ You've got to love the yellow sticker! 😉

[Daniel @Dann____]

@ArnoldClark 😭😭😭😭

[Daniel @Dann____]

When you buy a car from Arnold Clark, are you not allowed to take the sticker off the back window or something?

[Daniel @Dann____]

Whoever robbed my car last night and took my raybans fuck you cause i was able to look after them for 5 years.

[Daniel @Dann____]

You lot are skunked. Costco hotdogs are rancid😒🤮

[Daniel @Dann____]

@dandouglas @@JJLewandowski

[Daniel @Dann____]

Anyone else forget that the drink Oasis used to come in glass bottles?

[Daniel @Dann____]

Wondering if bringing my half our team/company down to Paignton for our 10 year anniversary is a good idea 😂

[Daniel @Dann____]

How you got Goyard but no yard to go to 🧑‍🍳@ktrap19

[Daniel @Dann____]

@HouseoftheMuse_ @JJLewandowski point proven?

[Daniel @Dann____]

@dubslife1 @JJLewandowski you translating this at all?

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Twista performs “Overnight Celebrity” with a gun shooting on beat 👀

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Everton being punished by the Premier League…

🎥 @ProjectFootball

[West Ham United @WestHam]

JWP talks about our Ghanaian Starboy on the latest Iron Cast 🇬🇭

Listen to the full episode 👇

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Short people problems

[The Wolf Of All Streets @scottmelker]

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SBF:

7:00 AM - wake up from two hours of quality sleep on beanbag

7:15 AM - do some adderall

7:30 AM - do some FTX fraud

7:45 AM - eat chips, instruct other people to do adderall and fraud

8:00 AM - Drink Red Bull, do Alameda fraud

8:30 AM - lose a billion dollars on a leveraged long while playing League Of Legends

8:45 AM - fill hole with customer funds

9:00 AM - morning sex with Caroline on beanbag while playing League Of Legends

9:02 AM - 8 minute nap on beanbag

9:10 AM - meeting with Gary Gensler

10:30 AM - meeting with Maxine Waters while playing League Of Legends

11:30 AM - transfer customer funds to Joe Biden

12:00 PM - do aderrall, call dad to do fraud

12:30 PM - give dad a raise to please mom while playing League Of Legends

1:00 PM - eat donuts for lunch, liquidate whale customers while playing League Of Legends

1:15 PM - buy Bahamas real estate, transfer to mom

2:00 PM - call with Genesis to lie about balance sheet

2:30 PM - call with BlockFi to lie about balance sheet

3:00 PM - creative writing time, making up a story about CZ

3:15 PM - do more adderall and review the day’s fraud

3:30 PM - delete emails and signal messages

4:00 PM - print some FTT

4:15 PM - go into DeFi and take loans on FTT while playing League Of Legends

5:00 PM - drink 2 Red Bulls and eat 4 more adderall

5:15 PM - loan Alameda some FTX customer funds for the LULZ while playing League Of Legends

5:30 PM - bribe a Chinese official

6:00 PM - instruct Caroline and Ryan to bribe Chinese officials

6:30 PM - do some artbitrage with Korean bank account but somehow still lose money

7:30 PM - create and list 12 shitcoins and offer customers 100x leverage

7:45 PM - sweep customer stop losses on newly listed shitcoins

8:30 PM - lose fresh funds on leveraged Bitcoin long

9:00 PM - late dinner and orgy with friends back at the apartment

9:06 PM - back to offices to do some fraud

9:30 PM - prank call Elizabeth Warren pretending to be Gary Gensler

10:00 PM - pick out outfit for Congressional hearing, forget how to tie shoe laces

10:30 PM - 6 more hours of doing fraud with his friends while playing League Of Legends

4:30 AM - do adderall and go to sleep

5:00 AM - fall asleep on beanbag, dream of doing fraud and being President

7:00 AM - repeat the previous day