Dan_Indada

Porsche❤️

[Dan_Indada @Dann_Indada]

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[Dan_Indada @Dann_Indada]

Not everyone who has muscles works as a bouncer☹️

[GenZDev @dev_gen88926]

mfs when they try to manage

> 9-5
> gym
> 10 hrs of sleep

all together:

[່ @pxrcyishim]

While everyone else was watching the USA game at 3 AM, I was busy tracking Ronaldo’s Portugal flight.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

The amount of work required just to be a mid fella is insane

[Dan_Indada @Dann_Indada]

Either I master the hustle or the hustle masters me.

[Dan_Indada @Dann_Indada]

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[Fanatic @Vickthefan]

University in kenya is just an expensive way to delay figuring out your life

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Until you date a woman who has her own money and loves you, you won't realize how much the broke ones have been dragging your life back.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Get married young, because the older you get, the wiser you get and a wise man will never marry.

[Dan_Indada @Dann_Indada]

Gym

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

What addiction is the most difficult to quit?

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

10 year old me after dj afro dropped the iconic line “atafanya nini wala atende nini , she’s gone …goneee….and goneee foreverrrr”😭😂

[Dan_Indada @Dann_Indada]

OTD

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Some things You must stop blaming satan. Satan is not going around schools burning dormitories. These dormitories are being burnt by students. I say so because once upon a time I was a highschool student and I saw this transpire in real time. And this should mean something but you’re all ignorant to see. These children are rebelling. It is a call for help. And these schools will never stop being burnt unless something is changed

You have taken your children and thrown them in boarding schools like you’re punishing them. Look at the beds they sleep on,squeezed Tripple deckers. Sleeping at 10pm,waking up at 4am. To study. Ni nini hii inasomewa hivi? The chinese,the koreans dont even study this much and we cant achieve 20.% of what they have. Your children are suffering. Drinking porridge from expired maize for breakfast,Two loaves and dirty tea at 11am,Uncooked Githeri for lunch full of weavils,and uncooked ugali and Barely sliced sukumas for supper

What kind of life is this you’re giving your children. They are in prison,literally. They’re mentally broken. They miss their parents,they miss their homes,and they miss freedom. Remember this are children. If there is anyone to blame it is you the parents. It is you who have pressured these Teachers and Management to ‘rise the school meanscore’ because you’re obsessed with reputations.

Stop blaming satan for your failures. Boarding schools must be modified to friendlier learning institutions and not lockdown prisons whereby everyday students wake up regretting their lives.

Or They continue to burn these schools and some of your children will unfortunately perish in the chaos. Stop blaming satan! I am her advocate on this one

[Stiles @stilesishim]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Ronaldo just wins a league title?

[kimonski @officiialex]

Tuheshimiane tafadhali @Safaricom_Care

[Sani 🇬🇧🇬🇭 @_saniii_x]

her: you’ve lost the most important person in your life

me checking if Bruno is alive

[trevor @trevorngl]

once you skip one class, they all start looking skippable and there's no going back.

[Dan_Indada @Dann_Indada]

😂🤣

[Akinkunmi @samadakin01]

90+3’ Ajax 0-0 Olympiacos