Danny Alsop

Just a bloke from Hull who loves getting outdoors and in the mountains.

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: Henry Nowak's father speaks out on the murder of his son:

"He told officers he could not breathe NINE TIMES, he said he had been stabbed FOUR TIMES, but the officer replied saying' 'I don't think you have, mate.'"

What a brave man.

[ITSDAFANTA 🥤 @itsdafanta]

Shannon Briggs SLAPPED Rampage Jackson during their HEATED altercation at an event 😳

[IFN @IfnBoxing]

‼️ Carl Froch says John Fury is asking for unreasonable demands for a fight with him 🥊❌

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Stolen from another page.

AWKWARD BRITISH PROBLEMS:
🇬🇧Staring at your phone in silent horror until the unknown number stops ringing
🇬🇧Hearing a recording of your own voice and deciding it’s perhaps best never to speak again
🇬🇧The relief when someone doesn’t answer their phone within three rings and you can hang up
🇬🇧Filming an entire fireworks display on your phone, knowing full well you’ll never, ever watch it again
🇬🇧 Mishearing somebody’s name on the second time of asking, meaning you must now avoid them forever
🇬🇧 Leaving it too late to correct someone, meaning you must live with your new name forever
🇬🇧 Running out of ways to say thanks when a succession of doors are held for you, having already deployed ‘cheers’, ‘ta�� and ‘nice one’
🇬🇧 Changing from ‘kind regards’ to just ‘regards’, to indicate that you’re rapidly reaching the end of your tether
🇬🇧 Realising you’ve got about fifty grand’s worth of plastic bags under your kitchen sink
🇬🇧"You’ll have to excuse the mess” – Translation: I’ve spent seven hours tidying in preparation for your visit
🇬🇧 Indicating that you want the last roast potato by trying to force everyone else to take it
🇬🇧 "I’m off to bed” – Translation: “I’m off to stare at my phone in another part of the house”
🇬🇧 The overwhelming sorrow of finding a cup of tea you forgot about
🇬🇧 Turning down a cup of tea for no reason and instantly knowing you’ve made a terrible, terrible mistake
🇬🇧 Suddenly remembering your tea and necking it like a massive, lukewarm shot
🇬🇧 Waiting for permission to leave after paying for something with the exact change
🇬🇧 Saying hello to a friend in the supermarket, then creeping around like a burglar to avoid seeing them again
🇬🇧 Watching with quiet sorrow as you receive a different haircut to the one you requested
🇬🇧 Being unable to pay for something with the exact change without saying “I think that’s right”
🇬🇧 Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon
🇬🇧 Being unable to turn and walk in the opposite direction without first taking out your phone and frowning at it
🇬🇧 Deeming it necessary to do a little jog over zebra crossings, while throwing in an apologetic mini wave
🇬🇧 Punishing people who don’t say thank you by saying “you’re welcome” as quietly as possible
🇬🇧 Loudly tapping your fingers at the cashpoint, to assure the queue that you’ve asked for money and the wait is out of your hands
🇬🇧 Looking away so violently as someone nearby enters their PIN that you accidentally dislocate your neck
🇬🇧 Being sure to start touching your bag 15 minutes before your station, so the person in the aisle seat is fully prepared for your exit
🇬🇧 Repeatedly pressing the door button on the train before it’s illuminated, to assure your fellow commuters you have the situation in hand
🇬🇧 Having someone sit next to you on the train, meaning you’ll have to eat your crisps at home
🇬🇧 The huge sense of relief after your perfectly valid train ticket is accepted by the inspector
🇬🇧 The horror of someone you only half know saying: “Oh I’m getting that train too”
🇬🇧 “Sorry, is anyone sitting here?” – Translation: Unless this is a person who looks remarkably like a bag, I suggest you move it
🇬🇧 Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of cocaine and a dead goat as you stroll through “Nothing to declare”
🇬🇧 Being unable to stand and leave without first saying “right”
🇬🇧 Not hearing someone for the third time, so just laughing and hoping for the best
🇬🇧 Saying “anywhere here’s fine” when the taxi’s directly outside your front door.
🤣🤣

[KoLo @DreamChildKoLo]

You new hip hop Twitter niggas need to learn ya history. T.I. WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF THE 🐐 50 Cent could never do this

LA Leakers freestyle

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

ded 💀

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

He’s a criminal and he don’t care who knows it

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

Dogs and sticks.

[TheSecretScout @TheSecretScout_]

Very interesting insight. The referee in full control, has a sense of humour with the players

Great work 👏

[Danny Alsop @Danny_Alsop]

@laura_woodsy Eni Aluko. I believe this may be aimed at you. Also Laura's absolutely correct.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Snoop doggie 🤣

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I actually remember watching this on TV as a kid.

[Danny Alsop @Danny_Alsop]

@piersmorgan Honourable mention for @IanWright0
My favourite ever Arsenal player.

[Mark_wave @datchguy_x]

T.I & Nicki Minaj couldn’t control themselves when they heard his lines 😱😱

[Boom Bap Nation @BoomBapNation]

THIS IS ELITE HIGH LEVEL RAP
@methodman
@therealredman
@Raekwon

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

One of the funniest videos you’ll ever watch.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

When the dog usually goes for a walk with the husband and stops at the pub for a beer, then one day his wife takes him for a walk 😭

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Marital relationship. 😂😂

[liltunechi_classics on IG @weezyclassics]

Never forget when Lil Wayne freestyled this verse live🤒🔥

[UK Back in the Day @UKBackintheDay2]

Only 90s kids will understand how big these bangers were…