Some men have smashed so many women, that they're now afraid of being boyfriends themselves.
They've seen the "loyal girlfriend" sneak out at 2 a.m.
They've read the texts she swore didn't exist.
They've seen the "he'll never find out."
And the pattern is brutal:
The same women preaching loyalty were the easiest to smash behind closed doors.
So when it's their turn to become boyfriends? They can't trust. They've seen too much.
These men aren't bitter. They're realists. They know how the game actually plays out.
As a man wey dey plan settle down, if your woman no fit dey sort out one or two bills when you no dey around…. You fit no follow us reach old age oo🧏🏾♂️
Quick question: why is it mostly only Manchester United legends that still move like brothers even after retirement?
You rarely see that bond at other clubs. Even Bastian Schweinsteiger, a Bayern Munich legend, doesn’t vibe with ex-teammates the way he does with United legends.
Life is cheaper for men when they’re single.
Life is cheaper for women when they’re in relationships.
Life becomes significantly more expensive for men when they’re married.
Remember that, gentlemen.
Funniest thing from the game. Arsenal got a corner kick. They were taking their usual 15 minutes to crowd the goalkeeper. The referee said that’s enough and blew the half time whistle.
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