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||Just call me Dan..|| ||any pronouns!||
|| 21 || lesbian
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[vish @ayobrinabot]

WE ALL WISH WE WERE HAVING THIS ABORTION AT SARAH JESSICA PARKER’S HOUSE

[mars🍉 | tweet limit @dyke4paulbaker]

They should feature Julien Baker on adults as Paul Baker’s sister and have her play herself and billie and Issa give him shit for not telling them his sister was in boygenius I think it would be great

[brook 👽 @lowkey_accx]

oh no i liked too many horny posts and now my timeline is a mess

[超辛星 @Superpepnova]

和老公姐69互舔，姐把舌头操进我逼里的时候我完全浑身瘫软，只能把脸埋进姐的逼里一边乱舔一边淫叫，叫床声被姐的蝴蝶逼捂住变成哼哼唧唧，最后脸上都是老公姐的逼水，还被姐用舌头操高潮惹
#butchfemme #wlw #les

[ari is meeting dan and phil!! 🍉 @actmyageajh]

…anyways. sometimes I get clots stuck in my bush

[aniii🪐 @aniii81]

"you have already left kudos here" yeah my bad I want the author to bend me over and fuck me nasty style🙄

[Sadie @twigpantheress]

so proud to say i have never ever once fallen for the chappell roan hate train

[koen @koenVII]

im sick of touching myself I need to be touched instead

[❤️🚑 @MuseyMedic]

Please check on your local girls, gays and Transformers fans this week because we are NOT doing okay :(.

[jars ψ₊ ⊹ 🐞 APE DAY !! @liqhtbearer]

does anyone else bring their arms closer to their body and get as small as they can or is that just me and that guy from twenty one pilots

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

If baking a cake for a gay wedding is endorsing homosexuality, then voting for a pedophile is endorsing pedophilia.

[menace 🌿 @cherriinie]

i like to think Petra wouldve used the “everyone forgot peter parker” spell to her advantage during those four years #brandnewday

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

Raise ur hands if you support abortion in extremely necessary situations, like when a woman is pregnant and doesn't want to be.

[Kaz |-/ 🎱 TØP CBUS @Sonayesul]

Important things for new ao3 users:

- "&" depicts a PLATONIC relationship
- "/" depicts a ROMANTIC OR SEXUAL relationship
- "dd:dne/dead dove: do not eat" means "what the tags say", don't be surprised a fic talks about what's tagged
- Don't like, don't read. If smth is tagged

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

EVERYBODY DYING BUT THAT FAT EVIL ORANGE BITCH IM SO IRRITATED

[ash❤️‍🔥 (fan account) @swiftism100]

"rape/abuse allegations ruin men's career"

[Aryan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lordhasfallen]

This is literally the peakest edit I’ve ever seen omg

[🔞 Midnight Skittles 🔞 @MidniteSkittles]

Wild as fuck to leave Wattpad due to their new censorship terms and go to ao3 just to demand censorship

[SAKI`✧･ﾟ:* @B4TMANSBFF]

whatever happens dont forget whos leading absolute trinity to greatness #AbsoluteWonderWoman