DAN

CH 💙. Mountain Mover.ifb ASAP. Weka mawe.

[Ian Tabariit @ITabariit]

Free advice: Always try to behave yourself wherever ODM DPL Paul Simba Arati is present for your own safety especially during the time of entry and exit. He must be the most protected governor countrywide.

[Abdi Langas @AbdiWaLangas]

Mudavadi anasema waluyha wajidishi, amesema watu wawache kumsumbua na story ya 30% ati alienda kwa kasongo pekee yake so hana deni na waluyha 😂😂😂

ni mbayaa 😂

[It's mkoloni 🐦 @tweetbymkoloni]

Apa nayo kama wewe ni millennial huwezi toboa 😂

[Bridget Nyakato @mwiine_bri66880]

MEN: hope you pick a lesson from this 😄🫠

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Caption this

[Alex @AlexCodeRx]

*Texting a girl after taking her number*

Weak man: Hi I’m Kevin, the guy you gave your number to. ❌

Man with game:

[The Rare Man @TheRareMan_]

If you are going to fvck prostitutes, follow these 7 rules:

1. Never kiss her lips ()

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

HEHA MOVERS deliver the New Nairobi United kits.

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Most of the babes think they have options because of low-IQ recycling men

[Confused Hustler @2003_besigye]

Imagine asking someone for advice yet he is also struggling with their own problems

[Prince @princexsol]

Hey, I wanna send you money

[James @MrJamesKe]

Looking forward to the day when we start beating up politicians.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Get used to President Edwin Sifuna - Kawira Mwangaza

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

Some people mistake kindness for permission to disrespect you.

[Mjukuu 🇰🇪💥. @User01KE]

Bro will be released 2226 he's very lucky ni miaka mbili tu

[Mandela @Mmust_iconn]

Sincerely speaking ukiona mtu anainama campus just know that kule nyumba ni worse mzee anaku rahisi.

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

A good year can change your life forever.

[siah wanja 🇿🇦 @s1ah_wanja]

Unasema aje pole na nishanunua panga😒