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[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

Imagine marrying Megan:

*walks down the aisle*

Vicar: do you take this man to be your husband?

Megan: I dunno, I really like him but now you're both in front of me, it's just SO HARD.

#loveisland

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@LaticsOfficial Need a test this year. Last year's fixtures were embarrassing

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@Wafc_Joe This looks ai because it's a brand new fixture on a stadium that is worn out and filthy.

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@LaticsOfficial This was the only 'promise' from the 'we will' statement that was actually achieved this season and that only happened because we didn't sign anyone of any quality until Joe Taylor. Anyway, put a positive spin on it though lads 👍#wafc

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@7tingxxs France 98 and not even close

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

My heads flown well off it's shoulders seeing those Azealia Banks tweets. She deserves hunting down the horrible little cunt

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@iiwasinthee212 You step one foot in this country trying to get paid for your shit music and you'll get fucking lynched, you horrible cunt. You deserve to be opened up

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

but at no point have I watched a game and thought "I'd hate to be in that away end". Usually because there is no away end... due to lack of jeopardy in the US sporting system. It's a guilty pleasure bc It's treated as if it were a concert, 99% of stuff is forced and superficial.

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

I love watching American sports. I have no issue with 🇺🇸 using "soccer". I watch Football for the pomp n ceremony/commercialisation. Baseball for the commentary/fat lads trying to run. I don't watch basketball because it's shite... 1/2

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@Evan_Hand Telling Europeans that they don't get it whilst, simultaneously, not getting is peak yank.

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@upthetics25 😅 I can see why you would mate. Hard to explain in 140 characters

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

This fanbase is screaming out for something good to happen. Anything. The fact a director laughed in the face of being asked if the ownership would show enough ambition to even chase the one player who saved our season should show you exactly where the Tickle money's going #wafc

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

The best ever

[Olivia 🎀🇺🇸 @Oliviaiie]

Be honest???

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@upthetics25 Lucas Danson at the forum pal

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@muheediva01 Having friends round and branded clothes

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@Lakeshow_323 @BruceTag16440 More fatal stabbings per capita in The US than The UK. If you're gonna use the point, know the point

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@Kama_Kamilia Once again, a Yank failing to fathom simple concepts. The shock.

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@NoLifeShaq It's either your local team or don't bother getting involved 👍

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@arquivocurioso Maynor Figueroa?

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

@RachelVT42 Only 17.4M people voted leave. That was 34% of the adult population at yhe time, both registered voters and those who weren't.

At no point did the majority of the British public vote leave.

[Daniel Cooper-O'Reilly (Top 0.1% OnlyDans) @DannyBuble]

Put me on hold.

[Jessica M @Jesii_ca_M]

Name something india has done better than other countries.