Daniel Byrd

FARM KID/NEWSPAPER BOY/TRIATHLETE/TENNIS PLAYER/WRESTLER/ENGLISH/ANTHROPOLOGY/BUSINESS OWNER & OP X 3/DAUGHTER DAD/ACCOUNTANT/JIU JITSU PRACTITIONER/SCUBA/CDL

[Daniel Byrd @Dannybyrdstein]

@Miss_G_1 Nope

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@lana_viss No

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@Kristinartz Pizza

[𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 @txsalth2o]

Americans in Europe: I love Europe!

Europeans: Of course you do, we’re better in every way. Now go home.

Europeans in America: I love America!

Americans: Awesome! We’re having a BBQ Saturday, you should totally come!!

[Daniel Byrd @Dannybyrdstein]

@askaya Thx💁🏻‍♂️

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@Miss_G_1 Gay

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@lana_viss Who knows, I’m not even broke and it’s hard🤦🏻‍♂️🤯

[Daniel Byrd @Dannybyrdstein]

@itsCozyBella Yup

[Daniel Byrd @Dannybyrdstein]

@Kristinartz And shorthand

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@joeroganhq

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@itsCozyBella I married a high body count, she cheated and still got half my 💩 It’s def worth having a convo about🤦🏻‍♂️

[Daniel Byrd @Dannybyrdstein]

@Miss_G_1

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@askaya Yep

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

Some top deathbed regrets.

I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.

I wish I didn’t work so hard.

I wish I’d had the courage to express my feelings.

I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends.

I wish I let myself be happier.

[Daniel Byrd @Dannybyrdstein]

@DefiantLs @IfindRetards

[Daniel Byrd @Dannybyrdstein]

@femalebodybuil6 Myself

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

This is pure evil. Being able to have children, boy or girl, is an absolute blessing.

[Daniel Byrd @Dannybyrdstein]

@EmilySm43 Calm down

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@Milajoy Reality

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@laura_sanko Retire