Danny McCak

Lost in High Altitude #f4f

[Danny McCak @Dannycak]

@ricciasuccess Jubilee line(green park istasyonu) > Piccadilly line aktarma >erkezdesin ama min 40 dk sürebilir

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@SavasATICI3 @ricciasuccess Kesinlikle LHR a göre daha hızlıca trene geçebiliyorsunuz

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@sputnik_TR Red alert 2 adlı eski bir strateji oyunu aklıma geldi…

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@Sedaddi #citieskylines @CitiesSkylines @CitiesSkylinesX #CS2

[파랑거북이 @skyknight_kr]

Dear Turkey
I’m sorry about some idiot people
We love Turkey don’t fight and please
forgive kore THANKS FOR KOREAN WAR

[Danny McCak @Dannycak]

@Nadar58904669 @zwitjoy_ Sameeee!!!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[papi chulo of cinema @papichulocinema]

If you loved Aubrey Plaza as the antagonist in Agatha All Along, you have no idea what you’re missing by seeing her as Lenny in Legion.

[FF&E (Furniture, Fixtures, and Equipment) @FFE_only]

For clothes that aren’t dirty, but also not clean enough, the Laundry Chair.

[Danny McCak @Dannycak]

@buffys :(

[Captain Shart @captain_shart]

@JayFirstPerson @sciencegirl https://t.co/8hT9Mwbn7F

You can play it on a browser multi player. Fun times

[Danny McCak @Dannycak]

@introvertsmemes Not from but stuck at.
Content here
Im Safe for now 🤞

[Danny McCak @Dannycak]

@kikkoo999 ルカす君
これどっちからあったか？
笑😆🇪🇸🇹🇷🇪🇸🇹🇷🥰

[ルカス @kikkoo999]

Hepinize cevap vermem uzun sürerse özür dilerim. Tüm yorumlarınızı okuyorum ve beni çok mutlu ediyorsunuz! Türkiye’de artık çok geç olduğu için hepinize iyi geceler diliyorum. Hepinizi çok seviyorum

[Federico @Tierrafirme]

Atatürk çok yaşasın!

¡Saludos desde España!

🇹🇷🇪🇦

[Danny McCak @Dannycak]

Hahajajajahahahaha

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