Danny Criddle

R.I.P Conor 🌹.

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

If you take your McDonald’s/KFC home and put it on a plate then you’re a fuckin’ pedo

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after an Argentina loss

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

Hahahahahaha absolute justice 🇪🇸 Whole Argentina team & set up are horrible bastards. Fuck off home 👋🏼

[Tom @tom1875_]

Cooper on the flake hahaha

[Tyler @TylerMUFC99]

Gentle reminder that Diego Maradona is fucking DEAD and the Falklands are ours. Into these bastards tonight England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

@FormallyRicky I’m on my knees mate 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

Obsessed with the altitude but didn’t actually look at the players.. ITS COMING HOME, COME ON THE BOYS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[GM @Element_M1ller]

All this bollocks about altitude and atmosphere.

“No one wins at the Azteca”

Stick that in your Tequila and Tacos and fuck off.

VIVA FUCKING ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

@FormallyRicky I have mate & sober I know the absolute force they are and they’re scary but being battered with tomorrow off of work after England just won at 5:07am I am the most confident bloke in the entire world

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

Benidorm with the boys tomorrow & then flying out to Dallas next week for England vs Croatia at the World Cup 🤩

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

🤢 when are we going to ditch this fuckin’ useless cheerleader

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Jordan Henderson IN ✅

The veteran midfielder will form part of Thomas Tuchel's squad for the World Cup

🔗: https://t.co/2FV3w9pOqr

[Gay Manc @GayTory]

I’ve got a bug so not feeling great today, but just watched the new Netflix documentary “Should I Marry a Murderer”….my word the woman in question is such a self obsessed turd, that I think she must’ve rang Netflix to offer her own story.

She’s completely unlikeable.

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

Constitution Hill is such a beauty

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

Hahahahaha

[KG3 @KG367919716]

😂😂

[Bootlegger @bootlegger1974]

a day of respect never forget the great men who fell to protect our liberties

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

😭🤣

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

Someone generated female olympics with AI

🤷‍♂️

[Rick D @RickD_GK]

This dude is awesome

He got every single one of them

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ty 🇯🇲✨ @Tyreeck_112]

Sister got her HPV injection, had to ask her if the boys tried to punch her arm. She said “nah why would they do that”. Times have changed fr 😭🤣😭🤣

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

Friendly or not was fucking EMBARRASSING #ENGvSEN

[Danny Criddle @DannyCriddle]

Up bright and early and off to Cheltenham tomorrow & I’ve just sank this beauty tonight, £10 to £580 🤩