BOY

Manchester United 📿🔥….what else🤌🤗

[banger boy @oneunseriousboy]

All of unna post Pele milestone goals, none of unna post align 😭. Unna dey post different clubs and national teams, who we go believe like this? 😂😂😂

[JhayfinX @JhayfinX]

Noticed he didn’t have to moved the ball just so he could play it from a better angle? Unlike our egbon 😂

[Teetalksunited @teetalksunited]

5 star performance from the boys today

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

"@Cristiano isn't the 🐐" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

Bruh. Ronaldo fans dey cook wetin no good. Barnabas and his disciples have been crying for 5 days. 😭

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

When Manchester United lost 1-0 they all made noise

Now Manchester United is winning 5-0 and they have all gone quiet

In this life, they only wanna see your downfall💔

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

The World Cup may have underlined their fading genius but let's get one thing straight... Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have been football's GREATEST DOUBLE ACT OF ALL TIME https://t.co/fH84B3pnH3

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

551 assists not 550, cos even in deathh he left us with the greatest assist.

This post. 🐐

[BONGO IDEAS ™ @BongoIdeasHQ]

Did Ato Forson announce any new taxes? Cos the silence after the budget reading is unreal. Ideally, we should be flying some hashtags all over and be planning to hit the streets by now. Times have really changed.

[Newton @Biggnewton]

Messi 400 assist record is the biggest lie in football history 😂

[SITSO @OfficialSitso]

Where is the lie?

[YAYA TAKEOFF @black_mofo__]

Rodri was better or because he didn’t score goals ?
Someone is spamming goals against Egypt and Algeria and you want him to win best player 🤣🤣 person wey never play shot for finals
Also in 2014, muller was the best player but guess who won it ?🤣

[Fokn Citizen @fokn_citizen]

Fun facts 😑: Messi’s 300 assists comes from corner kicks

[razak🏌🏾‍♂️ @ZakTJ3]

Yo
I know the college tuition in America is expensive but eii?
Chale eiii🤣🤣

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_RM]

“You wey sabi, who be your GOAT and why? Make we hear am”

~Grok, 2026

[𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 @Mzdelah]

Someone tells you they are single why will you go and ask their partner 🫠?

[NENDU @NENDU__]

I'm a Ronaldo fan, but I won't lie. Messi is better than Jérémy Doku. 🥱

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

So we allowed Messi, his fans & the media fool us. Baba nor get reach 400 assists. 😭

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Tomorrow - Third Place Playoff
France 🇫🇷 vs England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Sunday- World Cup finals
Spain 🇪🇸 vs Argentina 🇦🇷

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Once Messi fan open mouth, you go just know😂