Danny Mac

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

"I'm gunna get fuckin wasted" - Grant

"This is really starting to turn into quite a bender" - Grant while I typed the quote before

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

"That fuckin soap dispenser got all like whiskey dick on me...shit wasn't comin out...had to pump the fuckin shit out of it" -Grant

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[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

"You know we gotta spank some ass at the five" - Grant talking about club 550

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

Me: Didn't out graduate summa cum laude?
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Grant: nah just cum laude...I was just a cum load.

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

"We had a meeting the day I should have been....laying heat on some Columbian chocolate if you know what I'm saying" - Grant

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

"I would sacrifice all my paychecks for the rest of my life just to watch her shower one time...it could be a speed shower" - Colin

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

"I've had sex for a total of maybe two minutes this year..and yes that's separate occasions" - Grant

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

"I gotta soft gut and a small dick that all the bitches want" - Grant

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

SEEN A BIG ASS MOTH YESTERDAY

MERRY CHRIMBUS FROM THE CARRIBBEAN

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

Nothing says NH Christmas break like me and my mom curling 30s of Natty Ice down my skating rink driveway with an ice scraper

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

A.I. wasn’t about them gains 💪❌😂

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

You know the story you're writing is 🔥 when you're looking up synonyms for 'fart' #liberalarts ....#liberalfarts lol

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

When you send the Hail Mary email to get that extension and it turns out the whole class did and you all get an extra week

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

I keep finding myself stressed about all the work I have. Then I remember just how truly lucky I am. #godbless

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

@noramiller01 enough with the sub tweets Nora @ him already

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

@tweetkatee honestly Kate stop starting shit all the time. Raisin Bran is full of fiber. Get off my timeline with your senseless hate

[Danny Mac @DannyMac189]

Science must not bring about a split between man and nature