Danny Muth

Rock and Experimental Guitarist. Public School Teacher.

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My new, EP, Unforced Errors, is now available on Bandcamp! https://t.co/BdxkBmTmoT

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@bendreyfuss Maybe they’ll give us a participation trophy

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@_motherslug Very cool! I was lucky enough to study (briefly) with John Tchicai in the spring of 2000.

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@bendreyfuss Remove goalies at the end of regulation and force another player to do it until sudden death

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@Aella_Girl @CostelloWilliam Yes, grown men need to do all sorts of things they don’t want to. And wives should be mindful of their audience, and get to the point, remembering that their husband is not their sister, mom, or girl friend.

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@2FloridaMermaid @NewsHour Yeah, my dad was a truck driver who made that kind of dough…but he owned his own trucks. Electricians working for hourly wages don’t earn that much.

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@end3of6days9 And why does the textbook say “Trapper Keeper?”

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@end3of6days9 That’s not a photo from 1984.

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@Jeff_Richmond @jbarro @SidKhurana3607 Same here. I mean, I’ll take it, but there’s gotta be millions of us.

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@DudespostingWs You absolutely do not need abs, especially at 40, to find a good woman. Just be reasonably fit and prosocial.

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@jbarro You’d think it would be cheap- there was a surplus of pistachios a few years ago and my impression is that someone invented this product as a way to move the nuts.

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@fakehistoryhunt This is to stop medieval skateboarders

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@Airaxora Appendicitis

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@dieworkwear I teach at a public high school. Administration has done away with dress codes, only requiring that private parts be covered (and that clothes do not express violence or hate).

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@dieworkwear It would be a violation of the union rules for him to actually work. He’s doing exactly what he’s supposed to do here.

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@bendreyfuss I’m a high school teacher, and 47% sounds about right.

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@CostelloWilliam If you’re parallel parking, you kinda have to back in, because of how cars are made.

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@mattyglesias But as Kraftwerk said, it’s more fun to compute.

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@artofmanliness I’m gonna do all 50 of these things today and see how my wife reacts

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@ShadesOfRani @bendreyfuss They need to know about Santa Maria style BBQ- SM is basically on the same latitude as Tokyo