Danny Ryan

Award winning Irish Comedian.

Community Games medal winner.

No kissing, or looking.

IG: @DannyRyanComedy

[Danny Ryan @DannyRyanComedy]

@alanphurley @ChappellRoan Class!

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Yesterday Israeli soldiers shot and killed a 2 year old Palestinian girl in the West Bank.

If she was Israeli you’d see her picture and hear her name on every news station.

Her name was Laila al-Khatib and this is her…..

Israel has murdered over 3000 toddlers in the past 12 months, just like Laila their crime is just being Palestinian.

[Danny Ryan @DannyRyanComedy]

@shockproofbeats I always took the phrase to mean the Irishness of the head was very obvious rather than the size. But a noble endeavour nonetheless.

[Danny Ryan @DannyRyanComedy]

@BigDirtyFry With Ma in her kerchief and you in your cap?? Are you mad?

[Danny Ryan @DannyRyanComedy]

@astor_charlie "I panicked and said no because I was scared and also...not Jewish"

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R.I.P Dickie Rock. You would have loved Hawk Tuah 😔

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@nmai_comedy That's not true. You speak better Vietnamese than anyone I know.

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@zachbollinger18 @thisvideo_bot

[Cherry Comedy 🍒 Live at Whelan's @CherryComedy]

🍒🎤 Cherry Comedy is back at Whelan’s! 🍒🎉

Join us Monday, Nov 11th at 8PM for a night packed with laughs!

Headlining is none other than the hilarious “Young Hot Guy” Killian Sundermann 😎🔥

Plus stand-up from Danny Ryan, Emily Ashmore, and Sophia Wren. Hosted by the fabulous Fiona Frawley 🎙️✨

🎟️ Tickets just €8 – grab yours now at https://t.co/FJGyifUDHg!

#CherryComedy 🍒 #Whelans #ComedyNight #DublinEvents #KillianSundermann #MondayLaughs #LiveComedy

[Danny Ryan @DannyRyanComedy]

@GerryMcBride He's doonstairs.

[Aidan Greene @GreeneScreen]

Last call for the ONLY Dublin performance of my sold-out Edinburgh Fringe show "Stop! Stammer Time!"

@whelanslive
Tonight
8pm

Support: @DuaneDoogan

Tickets from link in bio or here: https://t.co/JFbacANwtu

[Danny Ryan @DannyRyanComedy]

@brilliantshane Now I feel like you're just trying to reign in the sales because they've gone too high. I don't know who to believe.

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@AlisonSpittle You're missing out on everything!

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@ComedianConn Commiserations Conn, could've gone either way. Didn't get the rub of the green a few times.

[Danny Ryan @DannyRyanComedy]

@brilliantshane I was at that one too! I don't remember seeing you on a come down at The Cure though. Not saying you're lying, just that I personally didn't Witnness (Old name of festival) it.

[Danny Ryan @DannyRyanComedy]

@nmai_comedy I have nothing to wear for your funeral. Spare me the hassle of finding something.

[Danny Ryan @DannyRyanComedy]

@nmai_comedy You have to stay alive for a while. I'm going to need new organs soon.

[Marie Crowe @mariecrowe]

Brilliant