bryce harper's ferry

go birds baby

he/him

[bryce harper's ferry @Danp500]

DISCLAIMER: This is the worst Twitter account ever.

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

as God intended

[bryce harper's ferry @Danp500]

@GlassCastlesxx it's the most back we've ever been

[bryce harper's ferry @Danp500]

What the fuck

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

What if I told you there are college football games next month?

Is that something you’d be interested in?

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Love it or leave it

[bryce harper's ferry @Danp500]

@TrevorGamble17 there's no way that justice league is that much worse than kraven.

[James @JamesPhl96]

oh yeah? well I am also doing that

[bryce harper's ferry @Danp500]

@TrevorGamble17 These people haven't actually seen really bad superhero movies like Superman III. We're grading on a curve here.

[Mad Men Quotes @MadMenQts]

Mid-year status report

[siegercharlie @siegercharlie]

Election of 1976

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

tfw two-thirds of the Supreme Court agrees that a Constitutional amendment means what it says

[liv @oliveeasmif]

Anyways support your local libraries

[bryce harper's ferry @Danp500]

do not fucking embarrass me @Phillies

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

Artemis II astronaut and Philadelphia sports fan Christina Koch will throw out the ceremonial first pitch on Wednesday Night at Citizens Bank Park.

[Maddy @Maddy_Matinee]

this is a euphemism for gay sex

[21st Century Spielberg @Spielberg2K]

It’s JAWS week

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Sorry man, everything fucking sucks now and everybody feels it. The event sucks dick, and anybody could’ve guessed it would. They try to get dunks in and run everyone’s noses in the fact that they’re in power at every opportunity. Who gives a fuck