Dan

[John Smith @johnsmithyson0]

Oh my god . You might be smarter than a freshman or even a sophomore soon if someone doesn't stop you

[soli @solisolsoli]

Pixelated wood sculptures — Hsu Tung Han

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Holy fuck get dunked on by a DICTIONARY

[Dan @Danphillips222]

@hicasamadim 9

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Tay Keith, the Grammy-nominated producer best known for crafting some of hip hop's biggest hits, including Travis Scott's 2018 single "Sicko Mode," is dead.

[Jaxon @jaxoncoder]

Your iPhone has a hidden map of everywhere you've been.

Mine had 307 entries in 2 months.

The map is buried behind Face ID.
Apple shows you a summary.
Law enforcement gets the full database.

Here's how to find it, see the number, and shut it off tonight:

[CLARK @clarkcashes]

If im Bron im looking bronny in the eye like.. how u feel bout the east

[Dan @Danphillips222]

@XHARPPP Haiti Slang

[Dan @Danphillips222]

@Lovandfear I chose a different story.

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Remember who you are, white boy:

A 20 handicap golfer

[redrum @griffisu]

ngl girls went off when they said “if he wanted to he would” cause ong i don’t want to

[Dan @Danphillips222]

@TheRealMrACL This man?

[Dan @Danphillips222]

@Novig @TheNBACentel 135-40 wizards

[Parth Rastogi @theparthrastogi]

Look at the generational difference -

1990s:

• Get a university degree
• Get a 9–5 job
• Suit and tie
• Get promoted
• Get married at 21
• Buy a house at 25
• 4 kids, 1 dog
• Retire at 60

2026:

• Survive… Show more

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Top male canon events

- Transformer Megan Fox scene
- Crying thinking about mom dying
- Being like by a chopped shyt
- Searching up your phone size
- Finding out Santa was fake
- Finding out what L3 and R3 was
- Buzz cut
- Fumbling the perfect girl because immature

[Dan @Danphillips222]

What the fuck 😭

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BAM GOT 81!!!!! 😱

HE TIES KOBE BRYANT FOR THE SECOND-HIGHEST SCORING PERFORMANCE EVER!!!

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

[kazi @x0kazi]

Opening up to a girl is like going to the future and killing yourself

[cain 𓃠 @wolfyaltwitch]

The lion does not concern himself with a childhood he can barely remember

[jelvy 🥑 @thejelvprint]

One of the perks of Twitter was that it was the only platform that didnt attract posts like this or audiences who would posts like this