Ben Michels

What is the purpose of a biograph, if only to explain why you should be here. At the end of the day, it’s up to you.

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@PandaGlobal This is what I tweeted to the smash announcement and it makes perfect sense in my opinion.

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Crazy optimization of memory holy #CastlevaniaBelmontsCurse

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@MurdoinkGS Could you make the scene where Mr boss talks about being an employee of life, smells a hot dog, then screams like an absolute maniac?

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@codeHusky Ha fis

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@CallMeCarsonYT I feel like this isn’t exactly healthy…

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@tobyfox Greg

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@patternrecognii

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@mannotoons

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@yanonoe I like free things

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@pere_albacar 👍

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@bbnomula Dante or Vergil

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@orborbshow If you fell off a giant tower and got impaled on the many spears I deliberately set up, no one would notice or care.

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@bbnomula Dante or Vergil

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@DIOButFemale 👍

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Seeing as how there’s nothing I could possibly do for some reason, I hung up. That was one of the worst customer support experiences I have ever had, and I’ve worked at GameStop. Seriously, fuck Nintendo support. Let me CHANGE MY DAMN ACCOUNT THST I OWN SO I CAN PLAY MAY GAMES

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Boutta say a very well known fact: Nintendo sucks ass. A 🧵

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He then tells me that I need to “get back in contact with my parents because we can’t move any further without them.” I’m like, racing through my mind with rage and annoyance like THEY DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY DAMN NINTENDO ACCOUNT.