Dan Selph

Storm chaser for big insurance company. Dad to 2 beautiful girls. Love all sports Detroit. Go Blue! Ticket P1.

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@NotJackKemp Is this one in your Kemp Spin list?

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@POTUS If we're going to be forced to follow other Old Testament laws...

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@FiveTimesAugust @POTUS Forgiving all debts is actually Biblical. We should have a Year of Jubilee every 7 years and eliminate all debts. Let's not get choosy on which Old Testament laws we want to follow now.

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@TomiLahren No, you actually aren't. Once the boomers die off, Millennial and Gen Z progressives will significantly outnumber you and the other bigoted conservatives.

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@AOC I should have taken a PPP loan during the pandy and used that to pay off my student debt.

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@gordonkeith I'm insane now.
https://t.co/cTge1Apmhe

[Dan Selph @DanSelph1]

@bracketdan The Tigers color commentator is former OF'er Craig Monroe. A super nice guy, and a good player in his day. I took my daughter's pic with him just a few weeks ago.

[Dan Selph @DanSelph1]

@junior_miller @GeorgeDunham The trip to The Big House is a must. Singing Mr. Brightside with 107K people is an experience of it's own, not to mention the magnitude of the venue. As a lifelong Michigan fan who's been to several games, I'm never NOT amazed when I go. Go Blue!

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@TomiLahren We'll take CA, MI, The Pac NW, and the New Negland States. You can have TX, FL,and all the other stays where you all sleep with your cousins, but only if you promise to keep your preachers from raping more children.

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@DefiyantlyFree You haven't been listening to us. If Hunter Biden broke the law, he should be held accountable. Tue same goes for President Biden. We don't worship these people, they are NEVER above the law. That's the difference between us.

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@GregAbbott_TX Also #1 in mass shooting deaths.

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@NotJackKemp I cry every time I see The Terminator lowering himself into the boiling vat of liquid metal.

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@wfaaweather No need to be a dick, Pete.

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@TomiLahren

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@GregAbbott_TX How about you fix your problems with mass shootings, or the pedophiles at SBC churches like Prestonwood Baptist before you worry about other states.

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In honor of the great @the_ironsheik, fuck you @HulkHogan. RIP to one of the all time great heels in wrestling history. #WWE

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@gordonkeith Thank you for knowing that.

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@GregAbbott_TX @HoustonChron Imagine how many could be fed, housed, educated, and provided medical care with that money.

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@ReadeAlexandra Just go away, please.

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@KenPaxtonTX @gordonkeith @NotJackKemp

Believe it or not, this isn't supposed to be a joke.