Dan's High

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ET is like if binoculars were alive and also a worm, based on the shape of its head 🌝 👽 🚲 💨

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Imagine if Harry Potter got drafted into Saving Private Ryan instead of going to Hogwarts. I would watch that. 🧙🏻‍♂️

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I’m glad we live on earth because future generations will live in space and it just won’t be the same.

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@MarkBrisbois Spend money get betches

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Imagine staying at an Airbnb at a monkey aquarium and a little yellow monkey sits next to you every morning and drinks coffee with his tail🐒

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It's like that girl is fishing marshmallows from the fire

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I feel like I'm driving a giant purple skittle spaceship past Saturn. Except this Saturn has hollowed out Oreos as its rings. And trees too.

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I wish there was a skittles juice that I could pour in this cup.

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This is how I feel driving home from work everyday.

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This guy looks likely donkey kong.

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Holding a liquid peanut in a mossy forest🦄

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Yes, I had to pee earlier too but now I don't which actually makes me concerned now that I think about it.

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Tudor looks like a hedghodge. Like a flesh colored sonic.

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Cactus spikes are like overgrown toenails for plants 🌵 #plantsfeet

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Oh my lanta

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I wish this was full of refreshing @NesquikUSA instead of beer. I would be so happy.

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Pepper is like the rooster of vegetables 🐓

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Imagine if there were a chocolate milk river. That would be the first place I would travel.

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He would need a windshield wiper for all of the milk and pebbles. And he would probably have a tail, for some reason.